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    Posted: 29 Oct 2017 at 11:39pm
1. Glenn Murray - looks like the sort of man you’d see walking round a housing estate whistling to himself with a bucket and a sponge to clean your windows

2- Dale Stephens - looks like a lad would be organising a pub crawl in Magaluf. Nice set of moobs on him

3 - Charlie Adam - thought he had retired and just did punditry on the radio now. Must be on the 38 inch waist shorts by now
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If theybwerent footballers:

Danny Murphy : Plasterer
Riyad Mahrez: womens hair stylist
Jamie Vardy: Selling dodgy watches at petrol stations out of a parked car

Wayne Rooney: burglar
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Joe Hart - pushing trolleys at Tesco
Troy Deeney - bare knuckle boxer
Marouane Fellaini - DJ in Ibiza
Ryan Shawcross - corrupt police officer
Gareth Barry - Conservative MP
Jack Colback - street sweeper
Darren Fletcher - geography teacher

They are no longer Premiership footballers but an honourable mention to:

Roy Keane - angry farmer with shotgun
Duncan Ferguson - Buddhist monk
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Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

1. Glenn Murray - looks like the sort of man you’d see walking round a housing estate whistling to himself with a bucket and a sponge to clean your windows

2- Dale Stephens - looks like a lad would be organising a pub crawl in Magaluf. Nice set of moobs on him

3 - Charlie Adam - thought he had retired and just did punditry on the radio now. Must be on the 38 inch waist shorts by now

LOL Made me do a lol that

Could picture our own Graham Kavanagh in all the gear weighing out pork chops in a butcher shop for a few grannys in Ringsend
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Not premier league but Antoine Griezmann looks like an arsehole exchange student that comes over, criticises your mam's cooking and tries to cop off with your girlfriend
Aguero - George Michael tribute act
Phil Jones - UKIP 'rising star' who rubbishes the allegations that he's in the EDL
Eriksen - founder of an irritatingly niche tech startup
Mkhitaryan - obscure Eurovision folk ballad singer about ravages of war, ends up winning the thing
No thank you Turkish......I'm sweet enough
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Diego Costa (still technically a Chelsea player): the leader of a South American drug cartel
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Sean Dyche- Can imagine him in white overalls telling you your radiators need bleeding
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Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:


3 - Charlie Adam - thought he had retired and just did punditry on the radio now. Must be on the 38 inch waist shorts by now
Amusing piece on Adam here:

I especially liked Fat Freddie Flintoff's description of him as "a bloke who looks like a bus driver," LOL
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Sean Dyche- Can imagine him in white overalls telling you your radiators need bleeding



Sean Dyche - "not tonight mate"
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Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

Sean Dyche- Can imagine him in white overalls telling you your radiators need bleeding



Sean Dyche - "not tonight mate"

LOL
He'd go back to doing voice overs in films. The possessed girl in The Exorcist was my fav Sean Dyche one
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Originally posted by adineen98 adineen98 wrote:

Diego Costa (still technically a Chelsea player): the leader of a South American drug cartel

Diego "El Bastardo" Costa

 
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Good thread this! LOL
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Originally posted by OnTheOneRoad OnTheOneRoad wrote:

Not premier league but Antoine Griezmann looks like an arsehole exchange student that comes over, criticises your mam's cooking and tries to cop off with your girlfriend
Aguero - George Michael tribute act
Phil Jones - UKIP 'rising star' who rubbishes the allegations that he's in the EDL
Eriksen - founder of an irritatingly niche tech startup
Mkhitaryan - obscure Eurovision folk ballad singer about ravages of war, ends up winning the thing

Horrible bushy eyed little French lesbian. Would love to see some lunatic of a centre half kick him 100 yards up into the air. I have an irrational dislike for Griezmann. 

Brilliant shout on Eriksen. CEO of my previous company (formed in Copenhagen) was a ringer for him in 15 years time. Freakishly alike.
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Robbie Brady- apprentice carpenter
 Jake Wilshere- coke dealer/part-time DJ
 Oliver McBurnie- Fireman in Inverness
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Robbie Brady is more of a plumber.
I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
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Originally posted by reddladd reddladd wrote:

Robbie Brady is more of a plumber.
He definitely looks like an apprentice something, one that fails all the exams and gets coked up down the pub in a tracksuit.LOL
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Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

1. Glenn Murray - looks like the sort of man you’d see walking round a housing estate whistling to himself with a bucket and a sponge to clean your windows



I've clicked on this thread 4 times over the last 2 days just to read this comment
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

1. Glenn Murray - looks like the sort of man you’d see walking round a housing estate whistling to himself with a bucket and a sponge to clean your windows



I've clicked on this thread 4 times over the last 2 days just to read this comment
It is a belter alright.LOL

Gareth Barry as a Tory MP made me chuckle too.
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