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Roy Keane
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    Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 8:24am
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for
work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as 
usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when
my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. 
When I gothome I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him any more.



Can you please help?
Sincerely,


Mrs. Sheila Usk


Dear Sheila,



A car stalling after being driven a short distance can 
be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start 
by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. 
If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the 
vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none 
of these approaches solves the problem, it could be 
that the fuel pump itself is faulty,causing low delivery
 pressure to the carburettor float chamber.

I hope this helps.


Walter



Edited by erimus - 08 Nov 2007 at 8:28am
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 8:35am
Thats good stuff Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 3:59pm
haha 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 5:28pm

very good

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