Joke...classic

Whats black and screams...............

Stevie Wonder answering the iron!!!

This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano

ROLL ON 2016

Another

teacher says to the class "tell me sad story and you can go home early today"

little jonny puts his hand up and says "i got a puppy for my birthday and it got ran over"the teacher says "thats awful,you can go home early"

jimmy puts his hand up and says "my grandad was in the war and a grenade blew his arse off" the teacher says "thats sad but dont you mean rectum?"

to which jimmy replies "rectum?it nearly fcukin killed him"

percy , that is one of the best ever

The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own.

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi
"G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right."
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements."
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Kiwi: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**kin' liar��"

This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano

ROLL ON 2016

Why should you never change your toasted sandwich maker?

Better the Breville you know.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

@IrishPercy

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erimus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Roy Keane Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: North Kildare Status: Offline Points: 11399	Topic: Joke...classic Posted: 02 Nov 2007 at 11:23am
	Whats black and screams............... Stevie Wonder answering the iron!!!
	This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano ROLL ON 2016

stiofain Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Liam Brady Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Location: Brunei Darussalam Status: Offline Points: 2519	Posted: 02 Nov 2007 at 12:22pm
	I actuctally laughed at that. Shame on me. Edited by stiofain - 02 Nov 2007 at 12:22pm
	"you can keep your Costa Brava, im telling ya mate id rather have a day down Margate with all me family"

greenarmy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Liam Brady Joined: 06 Sep 2007 Location: Kildare Status: Offline Points: 2654	Posted: 02 Nov 2007 at 12:30pm
	Another teacher says to the class "tell me sad story and you can go home early today" little jonny puts his hand up and says "i got a puppy for my birthday and it got ran over"the teacher says "thats awful,you can go home early" jimmy puts his hand up and says "my grandad was in the war and a grenade blew his arse off" the teacher says "thats sad but dont you mean rectum?" to which jimmy replies "rectum?it nearly fcukin killed him"

Percy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Ray Houghton Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Location: Saint Pierre Status: Offline Points: 3050	Posted: 02 Nov 2007 at 12:39pm
	Whats brown, smells and hides in the attic? the diahoerreah of anne frank
	MERRY CHRISTMAS @IrishPercy

RogerMilla Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group #TEAMJAVIER #ENGANCHE Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Location: Delaney Park Status: Offline Points: 34858	Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 4:15am
	percy , that is one of the best ever
	The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own.

The Count Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Paul McGrath Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Location: Romania Status: Offline Points: 17177	Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 5:08am
	quality stuff lads


erimus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Roy Keane Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: North Kildare Status: Offline Points: 11399	Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 9:29am
	An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right." Kiwi: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play." Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements." Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Kiwi: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**kin' liar��"
	This is our f**king country we're talking about - Keano ROLL ON 2016

The Count Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Paul McGrath Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Location: Romania Status: Offline Points: 17177	Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 9:38am
	boom boom, here all week erimus!


Percy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Ray Houghton Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Location: Saint Pierre Status: Offline Points: 3050	Posted: 08 Nov 2007 at 11:05am
	Why should you never change your toasted sandwich maker? Better the Breville you know.
	MERRY CHRISTMAS @IrishPercy