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cliffrichard
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 11:58am |
Torun, June 2012.
A couple of days after the Croatia defeat, the realisation that we were already a busted flush and the remaining two matches were going to be tough to stomach.
We had an apartment in Torun so myself, Shannonhibs and AlanE met up for a bit of breakfast and then went for a stroll around , mainly to keep off the Tyskie until midday.
As we turned a corner, we saw a large building which we figured out was a school, next thing we see an Irish fan being escorted out of the school by two unimpressed large Polish men.
This Irish lad spots us and comes over, and informs us, half cut, that he had wandered in to the school thinking it was an early house, looking for gargle.
Turned out he had landed into an assembly hall where there was the Polish version of "Barney the Dinosaur" leading the junior infants in a sing song, but no gargle to be had. The Poles had f****d him out when he kept interrupting looking for vodka.
We thought this was bulls**t until we looked back over to the school and saw an angry looking dinosaur at the steps staring at us.
Also in Poland, the same lad was standing between carriages on an old Polish train to Gdansk. Having the craic and the gargle, he didn't realise that the heat coming up from the connectors between the carriages, was causing his shoes to melt and stick to the carriage. He left the train shoeless.
Gas lad, who I haven't seen at a game for a few years unfortunately.
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horsebox
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 12:09pm |
Reminds me of trapped going into a pet shop in Moscow looking for a pint.
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rossieman
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 12:19pm |
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Reminds me of trapped going into a pet shop in Moscow looking for a pint. |
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Baldrick
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 12:21pm |
cliffrichard wrote:
Torun, June 2012.
A couple of days after the Croatia defeat, the realisation that we were already a busted flush and the remaining two matches were going to be tough to stomach.
We had an apartment in Torun so myself, Shannonhibs and AlanE met up for a bit of breakfast and then went for a stroll around , mainly to keep off the Tyskie until midday.
As we turned a corner, we saw a large building which we figured out was a school, next thing we see an Irish fan being escorted out of the school by two unimpressed large Polish men.
This Irish lad spots us and comes over, and informs us, half cut, that he had wandered in to the school thinking it was an early house, looking for gargle.
Turned out he had landed into an assembly hall where there was the Polish version of "Barney the Dinosaur" leading the junior infants in a sing song, but no gargle to be had. The Poles had f****d him out when he kept interrupting looking for vodka.
We thought this was bulls**t until we looked back over to the school and saw an angry looking dinosaur at the steps staring at us.
Also in Poland, the same lad was standing between carriages on an old Polish train to Gdansk. Having the craic and the gargle, he didn't realise that the heat coming up from the connectors between the carriages, was causing his shoes to melt and stick to the carriage. He left the train shoeless.
Gas lad, who I haven't seen at a game for a few years unfortunately.
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Sanit tom gave him the name Jugs
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BigPodge
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 12:36pm |
Baldrick wrote:
cliffrichard wrote:
Torun, June 2012.
A couple of days after the Croatia defeat, the realisation that we were already a busted flush and the remaining two matches were going to be tough to stomach.
We had an apartment in Torun so myself, Shannonhibs and AlanE met up for a bit of breakfast and then went for a stroll around , mainly to keep off the Tyskie until midday.
As we turned a corner, we saw a large building which we figured out was a school, next thing we see an Irish fan being escorted out of the school by two unimpressed large Polish men.
This Irish lad spots us and comes over, and informs us, half cut, that he had wandered in to the school thinking it was an early house, looking for gargle.
Turned out he had landed into an assembly hall where there was the Polish version of "Barney the Dinosaur" leading the junior infants in a sing song, but no gargle to be had. The Poles had f****d him out when he kept interrupting looking for vodka.
We thought this was bulls**t until we looked back over to the school and saw an angry looking dinosaur at the steps staring at us.
Also in Poland, the same lad was standing between carriages on an old Polish train to Gdansk. Having the craic and the gargle, he didn't realise that the heat coming up from the connectors between the carriages, was causing his shoes to melt and stick to the carriage. He left the train shoeless.
Gas lad, who I haven't seen at a game for a few years unfortunately.
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Sanit tom gave him the name Jugs |
He still goes to games and is in 114 most games, lived on jugs of vodka and OJ for the 2 weeks in Torun
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 12:41pm |
BigPodge wrote:
Baldrick wrote:
cliffrichard wrote:
Torun, June 2012.
A couple of days after the Croatia defeat, the realisation that we were already a busted flush and the remaining two matches were going to be tough to stomach.
We had an apartment in Torun so myself, Shannonhibs and AlanE met up for a bit of breakfast and then went for a stroll around , mainly to keep off the Tyskie until midday.
As we turned a corner, we saw a large building which we figured out was a school, next thing we see an Irish fan being escorted out of the school by two unimpressed large Polish men.
This Irish lad spots us and comes over, and informs us, half cut, that he had wandered in to the school thinking it was an early house, looking for gargle.
Turned out he had landed into an assembly hall where there was the Polish version of "Barney the Dinosaur" leading the junior infants in a sing song, but no gargle to be had. The Poles had f****d him out when he kept interrupting looking for vodka.
We thought this was bulls**t until we looked back over to the school and saw an angry looking dinosaur at the steps staring at us.
Also in Poland, the same lad was standing between carriages on an old Polish train to Gdansk. Having the craic and the gargle, he didn't realise that the heat coming up from the connectors between the carriages, was causing his shoes to melt and stick to the carriage. He left the train shoeless.
Gas lad, who I haven't seen at a game for a few years unfortunately.
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Sanit tom gave him the name Jugs |
He still goes to games and is in 114 most games, lived on jugs of vodka and OJ for the 2 weeks in Torun |
And what about Jugs :)
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darmack
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 2:02pm |
As soon as you mentioned the name 'Jugs' I remembered the face straight away.
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 2:38pm |
rossieman wrote:
horsebox wrote:
Reminds me of trapped going into a pet shop in Moscow looking for a pint. |
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fooking hilarious that was. Moscow was a savage trip
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cliffrichard
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 3:40pm |
Carnage. Alex the Celtic fan leading us around the underground like a herd of sheep from one bar to another.
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Posted: 05 Jul 2019 at 4:57pm |
cliffrichard wrote:
Torun, June 2012.
A couple of days after the Croatia defeat, the realisation that we were already a busted flush and the remaining two matches were going to be tough to stomach.
We had an apartment in Torun so myself, Shannonhibs and AlanE met up for a bit of breakfast and then went for a stroll around , mainly to keep off the Tyskie until midday.
As we turned a corner, we saw a large building which we figured out was a school, next thing we see an Irish fan being escorted out of the school by two unimpressed large Polish men.
This Irish lad spots us and comes over, and informs us, half cut, that he had wandered in to the school thinking it was an early house, looking for gargle.
Turned out he had landed into an assembly hall where there was the Polish version of "Barney the Dinosaur" leading the junior infants in a sing song, but no gargle to be had. The Poles had f****d him out when he kept interrupting looking for vodka.
We thought this was bulls**t until we looked back over to the school and saw an angry looking dinosaur at the steps staring at us.
Also in Poland, the same lad was standing between carriages on an old Polish train to Gdansk. Having the craic and the gargle, he didn't realise that the heat coming up from the connectors between the carriages, was causing his shoes to melt and stick to the carriage. He left the train shoeless.
Gas lad, who I haven't seen at a game for a few years unfortunately.
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