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Bob Hoskins
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I have come across this new start up company. http://www.snapmail.click/
I did find reading the picture the scenes parts interesting Only a completely irrational rapist would hang around. from personal experience I do find home breaking rapists the most rational
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Is that why lads keep taking dick pics? Are the afraid someone will rob it? Lets stop crime.
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Does anyone know if when you’re calling the emergency
services, they act like they do on those reality tv shows or documentary re-enactments?
So you’ve been shot in the neck and blood is spouting out
all over the shop and you use all your resolve to crawl across the broken glass
on the floor and over the body of your dead enemy to get to the mobile phone.
You manfully battle to input 999 and splutter as the damage from your internal
wounds start to block your air passage. Then the dope on the phone answers and asks you a million Q’s “Whats your name and the nature of your call” “What service are you in need of” “What specifically happened?” “Who else is in the house?” “Do you have time to answer a quick survey to give us your
feedback on this call?” “Please outline in no less than 1000 words your thoughts of
the impact of Brexit on the Irish agriculture industry” Can they not just send the ambulance first and then get yer
mans life story while it’s in transit? To use a real life example, what happens if you hear
burglars or some sort of intruder in your gaff and you ring the cops? Do they
need all the info as well or can you just whisper for help to be sent to your
address? The last thing you want is to be trying to remember your PPS number
whilst hiding under the bed with some knife wielding psycho wandering about out
on the landing. You should be able to text for assistance rather than giving
away your location to Jason from Friday the 13th by having to shout down the
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Gary McKay
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Caller - There's a burglar in my house
Gardaí - Sorry caller but we cant send anyone as they are all busy 5 mins later Caller - Howya, there's a man with a gun in my house 1.5 mins later - six squad cars, two ERU units, police helicopter arrive at scene Gardaí - I thought you said he had a gun Caller - I thought you said you couldn't send anyone Works every time.
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"Smalling and Jones.... have the potential to be the PL’s best ever pairing in my opinion." - SlurAlex
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BigStrongMan
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