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    Posted: 19 Dec 2017 at 7:04pm
pinced form the TAMB
 

Worst Wham song ever.

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again from the TAMB
 
'Three men of indeterminate nationalities died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season,' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

Nigel fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates,' Saint Peter said.

Hamish reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said, 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

Eamonn started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolise?'

Eamonn replied, 'These are Carol's.'
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Would it make sense to remove the joke part from the thread title
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A dog swallows a set of Christmas Tree lights.
The owners bring him to the vet.
The vet said there’s nothing to worry about.
The dog was so happy........his face just lit up.
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Please leave .................... Goodness what crap
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fkin hell tough crowd Smile
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Whats brown and peeps through windows?

A Dirty Shepherd Wink
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Originally posted by GB 1HughJarse GB 1HughJarse wrote:

A dog swallows a set of Christmas Tree lights.
The owners bring him to the vet.
The vet said there’s nothing to worry about.
The dog was so happy........his face just lit up.

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Originally posted by BigPodge BigPodge wrote:

Originally posted by GB 1HughJarse GB 1HughJarse wrote:

A dog swallows a set of Christmas Tree lights.
The owners bring him to the vet.
The vet said there’s nothing to worry about.
The dog was so happy........his face just lit up.

ClapLOL

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Originally posted by Neil Armstrong Neil Armstrong wrote:

Whats brown and peeps through windows?

A Dirty Shepherd Wink


A nosey sh*te
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Please leave .................... Goodness what crap


I got a bag of rice as a Christmas present......it was from my Uncle Ben.
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I used to have Tourettes but I managed to get rid of it thank f**k!!!
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Originally posted by Trap junior Trap junior wrote:

I used to have Tourettes but I managed to get rid of it thank f**k!!!

This is the Christmas jokes thread, not that you'd notice LOL
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Who delivers presents to dogs and cats at Christmas?

Santa Paws
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