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Robbie Keane
sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Location: Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 24595
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 Posted: 07 Mar 2008 at 5:41am |
  Superb Seánie.......
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane
Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Location: Ath Cliath
Status: Offline
Points: 37956
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Posted: 10 Mar 2008 at 3:23pm |
Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about people:
 * People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
* People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No t**ser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking Mct**ser. |
Edited by Jim26 - 10 Mar 2008 at 3:23pm
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane
Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Location: Ath Cliath
Status: Offline
Points: 37956
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Posted: 21 Mar 2008 at 5:31pm |
Sol Campbell apparently wants a move back to Spurs because he heard the strikers are Bent and Keane. 
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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Citizen
Roy Keane
Joined: 02 Aug 2007
Location: Highway 753
Status: Offline
Points: 13741
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Posted: 25 Mar 2008 at 9:08am |
Why did the farmer win the nobel prize?
Because he was out standing in his field!
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My Views are my own and do not in any way represent this site.
'The FAI are the dysfunctional body that other dysfunctional bodies call Galacticos' - Declan Lynch (Sunday Indo)
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Bob Hoskins
Moderator Group
Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 20175
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Posted: 25 Mar 2008 at 11:23am |
citizenerased wrote:
Why did the farmer win the nobel prize?
Because he was out standing in his field! |
Did you hear about the magic tractor? it turned into a field.
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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zizu Kilbane
Jack Charlton
Joined: 23 Oct 2007
Location: Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 8366
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Posted: 25 Mar 2008 at 12:25pm |
Work Friend to me yesterday: Did u hear i stopped some girl from getting raped last night???
Me: Really, How
Work Friend:Because I stayed in!
Edited by zizu Kilbane - 25 Mar 2008 at 12:27pm
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"Sometimes, sh*t happens, someone's gotta deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"
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erimus
Roy Keane
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Location: North Kildare
Status: Offline
Points: 11399
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Posted: 26 Mar 2008 at 8:12am |
woman walks into a shop
Buys an apple, one egg and a bar of soap.
Shopkeeper says "bet you're single"
Woman says "yes how did you guess?"
Shopkeeper says
Because you're a fat ugly c**t
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The Count
Paul McGrath
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Location: Romania
Status: Offline
Points: 17177
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Posted: 26 Mar 2008 at 8:13am |
quality erimus 
Edited by The Count - 26 Mar 2008 at 8:14am
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Citizen
Roy Keane
Joined: 02 Aug 2007
Location: Highway 753
Status: Offline
Points: 13741
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Posted: 26 Mar 2008 at 8:17am |
Why could Helen Keller not drive??
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:Because she was a woman!
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My Views are my own and do not in any way represent this site.
'The FAI are the dysfunctional body that other dysfunctional bodies call Galacticos' - Declan Lynch (Sunday Indo)
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane
Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Location: Ath Cliath
Status: Offline
Points: 37956
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Posted: 01 Apr 2008 at 1:22pm |
The new Limerick manager sent scouts out around the world looking for a new center forward to replace his old and decrepit players hoping to win the Sam Maguire.
One of the scouts informs him of a Young Iraqi GAA player who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar.
The Gaffer flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Limerick are 4-10 to 1-10 down to Kerry with only 20 minutes left.
The manager gives the young Iraqi lad the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 4 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Limerick .
The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first game in the Championship.
Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 3 goals down but I scored 4 and we won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day.
Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time."
The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!" says his mum, "You're f**king sorry????
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*'You should be f**king sorry..... It's your fault we moved to Limerick in the first place!" *
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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Bob Hoskins
Moderator Group
Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 20175
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Posted: 01 Apr 2008 at 3:40pm |
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top notch Jim
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane
Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Location: Ath Cliath
Status: Offline
Points: 37956
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Posted: 10 Apr 2008 at 1:42pm |
9 Words women use:
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ..... that will bring on a
'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn
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brianie
Roy Keane
Joined: 13 Oct 2007
Location: Bray
Status: Offline
Points: 11508
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Posted: 10 Apr 2008 at 1:47pm |
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There resonance in there, frightening, especially after 2 nights of footie on the box, just as well i wont be watching Rangers tonight, USMasters now, "Thats Fine"????
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ITS KEANE YES
YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time
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Justice Shark
Ray Houghton
Joined: 04 Dec 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 3417
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Posted: 11 Apr 2008 at 3:12am |
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Liverpool will win the Premership next season
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Justice Shark
Ray Houghton
Joined: 04 Dec 2007
Status: Offline
Points: 3417
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Posted: 11 Apr 2008 at 4:58am |
zizu Kilbane wrote:
Work Friend to me yesterday: Did u hear i stopped some girl from getting raped last night???
Me: Really, How
Work Friend:Because I stayed in! |
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