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SuperDave84
Robbie Keane ooh Thomas, how could you do this to me! Joined: 26 Aug 2011 Location: Far Fungannon Status: Offline Points: 21384 |
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Damnit, Sid, you had me, up until the ban on posh wanks.
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Sham157
Moderator Group Joined: 17 Jul 2009 Location: Monaghan/Dublin Status: Offline Points: 33194 |
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Bareback all the way no longer will Irishmen be forced by uncaring women folk to send millions of their soldiers to the aforementioned watery grave |
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Sham157
Moderator Group Joined: 17 Jul 2009 Location: Monaghan/Dublin Status: Offline Points: 33194 |
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A small price to pay surely for the promised utopia |
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WindBag
Jack Charlton Makes great Pancakes Joined: 23 Dec 2008 Location: UAE Status: Offline Points: 6632 |
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This new party sounds intriguing...I'd like to make a donation on behalf of the Arabian Ginger Camel Association. What is your policy on Gingers...
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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My policy on Camels is one pack of 20 every two days*. *I actually smoke Major.
Edited by sid waddell - 09 Feb 2014 at 9:27am |
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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SM Party rebrands as the CUM Party
Hello again, loyal foot soldiers, on this beautiful Good Friday, the day Jesus Christ died on the cross for YOU. I've just come back from the local chapel and it has sadly been brought to my attention that some of our new and growing membership have have misinterpreted what we in the SM Party are about. At a Cumann meeting in Westmeath last night, party members paused to bless the body and blood of Christ. At that moment two (now former) members stripped naked and shouted "Let's get this S&M party started!" Two of our members fainted, and while we are thankful to the stripees for giving both fainted party loyalists the kiss of life, our other members had to inform them that this would be the only kissing they would be doing at the meeting, and while the Body of Christ was indeed on display for all to worship (in keeping with Catholic doctrine), this body worshipping was strictly non-sexual. We in the SM Party wish to apologise for any offence caused to our members as a result of this unfortunate misunderstanding, and have thus taken the decision that as and from Easter Sunday, will will rename the party as the "Catholic Undeniable Majority", or the CUM Party for short. The CUM Party wishes to reassure members that despite the name change we remain committed to working for the interests of the silent and undeniable majority of plain people in Ireland. May God bless you all on this Good Friday, the day the SM Party ascended into heaven, and the CUM Party rose up in its place. |
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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The CUM Party is this morning delighted to announce it is changing its name to the "Cup of Tea Party".
We will put the mass in mass political movement.
We are going "Forward to the Past!" #rebootireland |
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roverstillidie
Jack Charlton Bohs number 1 fan Joined: 25 Jun 2011 Status: Offline Points: 8529 |
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The scary thing is Sid is quite close to Lucinda's boot policy wise.
Most of his policies make more sense then 'entreprenurial public servants'
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AnCearrbhach
Liam Brady Joined: 26 Mar 2012 Location: Turners Cross Status: Offline Points: 2045 |
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Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile.
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roverstillidie
Jack Charlton Bohs number 1 fan Joined: 25 Jun 2011 Status: Offline Points: 8529 |
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Exactly. Or buying 9 houses as they did last time out.
After all that time and effort, getting some councellor and Eddie Hobbs onboard is a very weak return. Total ego trip.
I honestly believe Sid has more chance of making government than these twonks
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Just saying like
Jack Charlton The truth is out there Joined: 23 Mar 2013 Location: World Wide Web Status: Offline Points: 5045 |
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Claret Murphy will definitely sign up. |
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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Trudging away disconsolately from the count centre in Dublin Bay South here.
It's been a disappointing night for us.
But the Cup of Tea Party will return! We will resurrect ourselves. The people have no right to tell us what the people want. Edited by sid waddell - 28 Feb 2016 at 1:42am |
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deise316
Moderator Group Don't ask me about car warranty Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: The Déise Status: Offline Points: 10921 |
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QUOTE=sid waddell]
The people have no right to tell us what the people want. If there is any scant consolation in it for ya Sid, you sound exactly like Pat (breaking promises, well that's what one tends to do in elections) Rabbitte, it did for him eventually when he got complacent about the whole thing & started publically looking forward to his pension while live on RTE at the time, but I don't see a seasoned political operator such as yerself making the same mistake . At least not in public, you can say whatever ya want to the lads in the Dáil Bar (either of them), they all think yer great anyway. Know yer audience & all that. |
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Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.....
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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The Cup of Tea Party is back!
How visionary was our original manifesto back in 2014?! Our allies are taking power all across the globe! The Cup of Tea Party will return Ireland to its TRADISH'NAL values! Let's go back to the days of no sex and when women had 22 childern! Vote CUP OF TEA! |
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