Found myself sitting in work...

earlier wondering if I had to turn into an animal what would it be

First i thought of a butterfly so ye could just land on females and they mite not notice or mind, but then they only last a day or something.

Or maybe a dog me thinks but they can get be badly treated by owners so no tanx.

Then a bear came to me..Imagine walkin down the street as a bear.Who the f**k would mess with ye then.You could do whatever you like and no one could stop you.

Too cold being a polar bear..never thought of a shark.not a great swimmer at present(too tireing) so prob wouldnt be a shark

a stout couldnt kill someone with their paw though..In fact can it kill anything?

i love bears as well but most of all love the polar fellas, cracking animals , must be all those fox's mints i ate when i was young , do you remember the fruits , foxes glacier fruits ? quality!

foxes mints were rotten, reminds me of mums and grannies spiiting on a hankie to wipe your face when you're young. The fruit ones werent bad though!

A champion race horse sent out to stud, all those fillies just waiting for you.........all lovely looking fillies, gerrupowadah and giddyup.........