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    Posted: 14 Oct 2008 at 12:36pm

Everyone in work asked to think of the cheesiest, most cringeworthy joke to go into our crackers this year so here is mine -

What do you call a crate of ducks?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A box of Quackers........
 
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I think you should get out more. Join mid sutton maybe?
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What's brown and sticky?

A Stick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.
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Good Ones Bond..

 
Just buy a pack of Penguins McGoldrick, golden cracker material on those wrappers.
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Originally posted by Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins wrote:

Good Ones Bond..

 
Just buy a pack of Penguins McGoldrick, golden cracker material on those wrappers.
 
Might be going into copyright infringement there Smile
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Did you hear about the 3 eggs?

No.
 
2 Bad.
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Did you hear about the 3 wells?
No.
Well well well
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What's red and invisible?
No tomato
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What do you call a spider with no legs?
A raisin.
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What do you call an unemployed goat?
Billy Idol.
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Originally posted by FREEWHEELER FREEWHEELER wrote:

Did you hear about the 3 eggs?

No.
 
2 Bad.
 
 
Think I'll use that oneLOL
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