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Ray Houghton Real life Fr Austin Purcell Joined: 22 Apr 2009 Location: M50 Status: Offline Points: 3590 |
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Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 7:04pm |
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.................................................... I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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Billy O'Toole
Liam Brady Official forum mess Joined: 26 Sep 2007 Location: New Orleans Status: Offline Points: 2413 |
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Terrible joke worse than any of bob Hoskins
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Ybig holy jaysus - 4 points for Gerk & Count
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deisedevil
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jesus aido you owe me 20 seconds of my life back, as long and as boring as your speeches
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eire32
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fook off aido
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Sligo Hornet
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Aido.....I have only just left hospital after a serious illness and having read that sh*te I have ordered an ambulance to take me back as it was more fun
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Wallet ?? What the fcuk is that ?
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AidoM
Ray Houghton Real life Fr Austin Purcell Joined: 22 Apr 2009 Location: M50 Status: Offline Points: 3590 |
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I have a few more if you want a longer stay
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But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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BigStrongMan
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PM me for all forum moderation queries.
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The Count
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Claret Murph
Paul McGrath Hmmm, Goodness, I must say Joined: 16 Apr 2009 Location: Tibet Status: Offline Points: 15754 |
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The pits Adio, it really was .
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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FREEWHEELER
Robbie Keane sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595 |
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Seen some rubbish in my time, that's down there with the worst of em...........pure pants.
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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