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    Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 7:04pm
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.

So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it....................................................
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Billy O'Toole Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 8:25pm
Terrible joke worse than any of bob Hoskins
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jesus aido you owe me 20 seconds of my life back, as long and as boring as your speeches 
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fook off aido
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Aido.....I have only just left hospital after a serious illness and having read that sh*te I have ordered an ambulance to take me back as it was more fun
Wallet ?? What the fcuk is that ?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote AidoM Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 9:22pm
Originally posted by Sligo Hornet Sligo Hornet wrote:

Aido.....I have only just left hospital after a serious illness and having read that sh*te I have ordered an ambulance to take me back as it was more fun
 
 
I have a few more if you want a longer stay Wink
But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BigStrongMan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Jan 2012 at 9:36pm
Originally posted by Sligo Hornet Sligo Hornet wrote:

Aido.....I have only just left hospital after a serious illness and having read that sh*te I have ordered an ambulance to take me back as it was more fun
you ok bigman?
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Originally posted by eire32 eire32 wrote:

fook off aido


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Claret Murph Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Jan 2012 at 7:22am
The pits Adio, it really was .
Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote FREEWHEELER Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Jan 2012 at 11:50am
Seen some rubbish in my time, that's down there with the worst of em...........pure pants. 
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