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eire32 
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail ! What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes ! Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours ! |
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Claret Murph
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 1:08am |
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Jezzzz 32 they were poor I would say you have opened the cheap crackers already .
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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MayoMark
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 6:28am |
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God you must be sick after all them Penguins eire!
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They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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MrFantastico
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 8:54am |
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joseph was meant to be so pissed off while holding straw shouting i wanted the manager !!!
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We hate princess diana, we hate elton john too, we hate orange bastards but rovers we love you. KOH
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bhob
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 8:56am |
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MrFantastico
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 9:01am |
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they ended up in the manger ?
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We hate princess diana, we hate elton john too, we hate orange bastards but rovers we love you. KOH
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Bob Hoskins
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 9:33am |
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Between Eire's utter sh*te jokes and Fantastico's non joke, we have a contender for sh*ttest thread of the year
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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Gaz
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 9:36am |
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eire and fantastico - you have both ruined christmas
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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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bhob
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 9:44am |
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Even if you went back to school to learn how to spell, it would still be the worst joke ever told 
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MrFantastico
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Posted: 22 Dec 2010 at 9:46am |
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 i tought it was funny  sorry for ruining christmas fellasEdited by MrFantastico - 22 Dec 2010 at 9:46am |
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We hate princess diana, we hate elton john too, we hate orange bastards but rovers we love you. KOH
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