A man is driving along a country road in his barand new merc. He is doing 80 clicks. He looks out the side window and sees a chicken running alongside his car. A bit put out that his car is no faster then a chicken he gunns the car up to 100 clicks. Still the chicken keeps pace. Angry now he keeps increasing speed until he is up to 200 clicks and still the chicken is keeping pace. Eventually the chicken gets fed up with this and runs on ahead - zooming up the road and turning into a farm ahead. The driver screeches to a halt outside the farm and gets out to see the chicken in the yard pecking at some feed on the ground. The driver approaches the farmer and tells him what happened. The farmer is not surprised and askes the driver to look closely at the chicken. It has three legs! "Why does it have three legs?" asks the driver. The farmer says he was bred that way as he, the wife and the son all like chicken legs. "How does it taste?" asks the driver and the farmer says "Don't know! Never been abvle to catch one to find out!"
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