End of season fun

Indian scout working with the cavalry gets off his horse puts his ear to the ground and proclaims.

“ Buffalo Come”

Impressed the General queries

“ How do you know?"

The scout lifts his head and feeling his ear says “Ear sticky”

Nah, Bob, that is my wife. For I would never tell a joke like that. My joke would be:

A guy walks into a bar and sees two beautiful women at the end of the bar.
He tells the barman to give him two drinks of their choice and he'll pay.
The barman tells him that they are Lesbians but the guy says he loves women, they are two of the most beautiful he'd seen in a long time and give them their drinks.
He then proceeded to buy the two Lesbians drinks all night.
Near the end of the night one of the Lesbians comes over to him and says: "Thank you for buying us drinks all night and I have discussed it with my girlfriend and we decided to return the favour"
"How will you do that?" asked the man.
"Well, I will either show you my t*ts or you can smaell my girlfriends c**t"
The man says he would like to smell her girlfriends c**t and so she breaths on him and walks away.

See, Bob, not the same at all.
(It is in fact my wife and I have told her to stay away from things she knows nothing about but does she listen.....)