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Robbie Keane
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trap junior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Oct 2019 at 10:44pm
Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by Territorial Territorial wrote:

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LOL try again


He has a point
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Liam Brady
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ChesterCopperpot Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Oct 2019 at 11:16am
Is it possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relation?
Arse skin for a friend.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote drog addict Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 12:05am
Just talking to someone who used to work for the Anti Doping Agency in the 70s.He said he found a Bulgarian female wrestler in the 70s who used that many steroids she started to grow a penis. Anabolics I said? No, just a penis.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Trap junior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2019 at 12:12am
Originally posted by drog addict drog addict wrote:

Just talking to someone who used to work for the Anti Doping Agency in the 70s.He said he found a Bulgarian female wrestler in the 70s who used that many steroids she started to grow a penis. Anabolics I said? No, just a penis.


My friend is a 34 year old premier league footballer playing for a top 10 club. He failed a drugs test for cannabis. He told me over a beer that at least he ended his career on a high.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote armahibee Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Nov 2019 at 5:58pm
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?? I've never had a lentil on my face
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Cheese, it’s not just for eating

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lassassinblanc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Nov 2019 at 6:23pm
I just got a new job as a street cleaner! 

Turns out there’s not much training involved, you just pick stuff up as you go along. 
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Jimmy Savile,Rolf Harris & Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland.


Barman says '' Not yew tree again.''
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I am MALDING

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote pre Madonna Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Feb 2020 at 1:20pm
I have a Blur alarm clock and it is mostly very good, it wakes me up every morning, except of course for Thursday.
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