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   Why are the FAI officials not allowed to play golf anymore?

Because they tried to form a committee to find their balls.

Whats the difference between a pair of knickers and the FAI?

There is only one tw*t in a pair of knickers.

Whats the difference between a tranpoleen turning up at a ROI supporters club and John Delaney turning up at a ROI supporters club?

Well, surely they would take their boots off before they jumped on the Trampoleen.

How do you know if a person has mad cows desease?

He'll show you John Delaney's autograph.

Okay, so they're not the best but they'll do for now.
Any more?

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Donal Cullen Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Jack Charlton Joined: 13 Dec 2007 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 5784	Topic: Jokes Posted: 10 Feb 2008 at 10:29am
	Why are the FAI officials not allowed to play golf anymore? Because they tried to form a committee to find their balls. Whats the difference between a pair of knickers and the FAI? There is only one twt in a pair of knickers. Whats the difference between a tranpoleen turning up at a ROI supporters club and John Delaney turning up at a ROI supporters club?* Well, surely they would take their boots off before they jumped on the Trampoleen. How do you know if a person has mad cows desease? He'll show you John Delaney's autograph. Okay, so they're not the best but they'll do for now. Any more?
	There are friendlier places to drink.

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ernesto guevara Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List 500 Club la la la Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Location: Bolivia Status: Offline Points: 746	Posted: 10 Feb 2008 at 11:45am
	Heres one for you Donal...... Did you here the one about the FAI and there manager search ??? 4 months later we still are no closer to having one.
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Justice Shark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Ray Houghton Joined: 04 Dec 2007 Status: Offline Points: 3417	Posted: 11 Feb 2008 at 7:36am
	John Delaney is walking down the Street and sees an Ould One trying to cross the road with a load of shopping.. "Can you manage luv?" says John " F**k off I don't want your poxy job"

Citizen Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Roy Keane Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Location: Highway 753 Status: Offline Points: 13741	Posted: 11 Feb 2008 at 8:04am
	How many FAI OFFICIALs does it take to change a light bulb? 4, 3 to figure out a list of replacement bulbs and the 1 to deny any part of instaliing the eventual faulty bulb. ...Cts! What does John Delaney and the a womans genitalia have in common? Both of them are recognised by irish football fans as c**ts!!
	My Views are my own and do not in any way represent this site. 'The FAI are the dysfunctional body that other dysfunctional bodies call Galacticos' - Declan Lynch (Sunday Indo)

Donal Cullen Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Jack Charlton Joined: 13 Dec 2007 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 5784	Posted: 11 Feb 2008 at 11:57am
	John Delaney's wife has an appointment with her gynocologist. "How's your c**t?" he asks as all gyno's do. Mrs Delaney replies: "Still managing the FAI, doc"
	There are friendlier places to drink.