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Gavintheslob 
Jack Charlton 
It’s Nessa actually Joined: 21 Oct 2009 Location: Slobsville Status: Offline Points: 7300 |
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 Posted: 11 Dec 2009 at 11:25am |
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum.
She's seen more ceilings than Michelagelo
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Its very frustrating being a Slob
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Gavintheslob
Jack Charlton
It’s Nessa actually Joined: 21 Oct 2009 Location: Slobsville Status: Offline Points: 7300 |
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Posted: 11 Dec 2009 at 11:41am |
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As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy arse
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
It's colder than a penguin's bollocks Edited by Gavintheslob - 11 Dec 2009 at 11:49am |
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Its very frustrating being a Slob
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Metal Paul
Roy Keane
The Dude Joined: 21 Nov 2009 Location: Arkla Status: Offline Points: 11562 |
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Posted: 11 Dec 2009 at 11:57am |
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Sweating like a paedo in a Barney suit.
After a session - I've a mouth like a nuns knickers. The tide wouldn't take her out. 
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Siralex
Jack Charlton
Poor Man's Duncan Castles Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 6295 |
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Posted: 11 Dec 2009 at 3:23pm |
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She has a snatch on her like a clown's pocket
or... She has a snatch on her like a hippo's yawn! |
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celts88
Kevin Kilbane 
Joined: 11 Nov 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 275 |
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Posted: 11 Dec 2009 at 5:46pm |
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you have a neck like a jockeys bollocks
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athlonecelt
Liam Brady
Joined: 06 Mar 2009 Status: Offline Points: 2947 |
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Posted: 11 Dec 2009 at 6:12pm |
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Andy Voronin is like tits on a bull
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darmurt
Kevin Kilbane
Joined: 12 Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 156 |
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Posted: 11 Dec 2009 at 6:22pm |
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she,d suck the bend out of a river
cascarino after the 0-0 draw with egypt in italy said
{i felt that low i could of parachuted out of a snakes arse}
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McG
Moderator Group
SISAO? What the hell is SISAO? Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Location: Christmas Island Status: Offline Points: 27003 |
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Posted: 12 Dec 2009 at 8:12am |
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He's as much use as a chocolate fireguard
as much use as a chocolate teapot
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YBIG Table Quiz winner 2016 & 2017
AS YOU WERE McGx |
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BigPodge
Paul McGrath 
I'm the Gaffer Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Location: 123 Fake Street Status: Offline Points: 17370 |
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Posted: 12 Dec 2009 at 8:14am |
Ffs!! 
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Jack Charlton
Man City records obsession Joined: 20 Mar 2012 Location: Dundalk Status: Offline Points: 9647 |
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Posted: 24 Nov 2017 at 10:27am |
Love this quote
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horsebox
Robbie Keane
Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34871 |
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What? It's - I've a horn that would pull a donkey out of a ditch.
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane
YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39842 |
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This thread is the YBIG equivalent of Remembrance Sunday. A list of the fallen soldiers of The Somme. We shall remember them. Lest we forget. Edited by Trap junior - 26 Feb 2024 at 4:25pm |
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