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Hello I'm........
Please explain why.........
I was born in the Chinese year of the......
The part of Ireland I call home is..........
I am currently residing in.......
Who is it that currently is the focus of your fantacies......
My shirt size is.......
Why the hell did I (that's YOU) ever join the YBIG forum....
Sorry, got to go my favourite programme is on TV and it's..........
I am known for..........
A packet of crisps, a Chunky bar and a bottle of pop and I'm read for......
The club side I give my allegiance to is.......
Who would you most like to see high on drugs live on RTE.......
Are those your real ears.........
I was once soooooo drunk that.......
I have one long and one short.......
That foot.ie is...........
Is that a tatoo on you or just a kid gone made with a marker.........
The one country I want to go on an away trip with Ireland to is......
The car I drive is.......
The car I tell people I drive is.......
Hell is.........
A census taker once tried to ask me some questions. I...........
Who is the best person on this forum.....
Who is the last person you have mooned.......
What colour is your nose..........
How come no women ever reply to these..........
Have you ever been shot at.......
What would you use on a mime, a hurley or a baseball bat........
with out without the rusty nails.......
Have you found Jesus........
Have you yelled out a former lovers name when you were with an animal....
Ever seen a UFO..........
If my entire DVD collection was stolen the first movie I would buy would be.....
Ever flown a kite.......
If you were paid 100 Euro's would you go to an Ireland match dressed as a character from STAR WARS.........
Is your sister hot..........
What about your mother then........
Stephen Ireland is...........
Whats the worst thing about being associated with Ireland.....
Does green turn you on.......
I do all my shopping at........
If you could change one thing about Ireland what would that be......
Do you vote........
How would you terminate with exteme predijuce a clown.....
If you could stick on footballer on a desert island for a year who would it be....
Who will win the next World Cup.......
What is your favourite name for a dog..........
Ian Paisley. Funny man or just misunderstood..........
What is that smell........
Beer. The cheapest and best is........
Beer. the most expensive that tastes like pee.......
Your most famous relation is.........
BlueRay or DVD............
Thing that makes me sick is.........
I always say "now thats a great album" when I see or hear......
What was the name of the school you look up on LOSTSCHOOLFRIENDS.IE......
Onions are...........
Never saw the need for.....
How many valenines cards do you send out.......
What says to me "this guy has class and looks really cool" is.......
Do you flush.......
I only get the YBIG mago for..........
Magazine subscription........
Tea or coffee..........
If I asked you to stand up right now and yell "I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE" would you.......
Did you......

Hello I'm........Donal Cullen and I am an alcho....well actually I just came here to scope out the birds.
Please explain why.........In the year I was born my mother said I looked like Jesus but my dad said we couldn't call me that so he gave me another name.
I was born in the Chinese year of the......Rat, I think.
The part of Ireland I call home is..........Raheny, Dublin
I am currently residing in.......Brantford, Canada
Who is it that currently is the focus of your fantacies......My wife (she reads these things ya know and so does her sisters)
My shirt size is.......the same as the ones the wife gets me.
Why the hell did I (that's YOU) ever join the YBIG forum....they said come on in and I did and I stayed.
Sorry, got to go my favourite programme is on TV and it's..........RESCUE ME!
I am known for..........my balloon blowin capabilities (or so my daughter says)
A packet of crisps, a Chunky bar and a bottle of pop and I'm read for......some decent food
The club side I give my allegiance to is.......Bohemians
Who would you most like to see high on drugs live on RTE.......Pat Kenny and been dragged and beaten off the stage never to appear again.
Are those your real ears.........Falseies
I was once soooooo drunk that.......that I couldn't walk or talk but then the nurse hit me hard on the bum and I never drank again.
I have one long and one short.......attention span
That foot.ie is...........fast disapearing up its own a$$hole.
Is that a tatoo on you or just a kid gone made with a marker.........kid and marker.
The one country I want to go on an away trip with Ireland to is......Well as everybody will say South Africa I'll say Argentina.
The car I drive is.......A Honda accord
The car I tell people I drive is.......A Honda accord
Hell is.........watching British clubs in Europe.
A census taker once tried to ask me some questions. I...........must have dreamt that one.
Who is the best person on this forum.....you all have made me laugh so there.
Who is the last person you have mooned.......My mother-in-law.
What colour is your nose..........Brown by the sounds of it.
How come no women ever reply to these..........to busy dying their hair.
Have you ever been shot at.......at ever family reunion and I don't mean camera's.
What would you use on a mime, a hurley or a baseball bat........Both
with out without the rusty nails.......Oh with, definately with.
Have you found Jesus........he was stuffed down the back of our couch so I left him there
Have you yelled out a former lovers name when you were with an animal....Now thats just a sick question. Ban him Mods.Oh......
Ever seen a UFO..........No but an Eddie McGoldrick penalty is still out there somewhere.
If my entire DVD collection was stolen the first movie I would buy would be.....Millers Crossing. Although its FOX andI won't buy Fox so it will have to be a Kubrick movie. 2001.
Ever flown a kite.......Tried to last Summer. Failed.
If you were paid 100 Euro's would you go to an Ireland match dressed as a character from STAR WARS.........God, no.
Is your sister hot..........I keep telling her to turn the thermostat down but she won't listen.
What about your mother then........SHE'S MY MOTHER FOR GOD'S SAKE. Ban this fuc.....OH......
Stephen Ireland is...........DEAD to me
Whats the worst thing about being associated with Ireland.....this annoying accent.
Does green turn you on.......depends on who is wearin it.
I do all my shopping at........Canadian stores as it is too far to bring the auld shopping basket to Ireland.
If you could change one thing about Ireland what would that be......the negitivity associated with everything in our country. We're not all that bad, ya know.
Do you vote........all the time when I was in Ireland and now I can do so and will so in Canada.
How would you terminate with exteme predijuce a clown.....cut his head off with a bread knife and then mount it on a pole outside clown school as a warning to others.
If you could stick on footballer on a desert island for a year who would it be....Stephen Ireland. Give him time to think about things.
Who will win the next World Cup.......Spain will finish runners up to Ireland.
What is your favourite name for a dog..........I have always wanted to call a dog bo11ox.
Ian Paisley. Funny man or just misunderstood..........a tick.
What is that smell........bacon, having some before I head off to work.
Beer. The cheapest and best is........No beer. Very cheap.
Beer. the most expensive that tastes like pee.......all of them.
Your most famous relation is.........Micheal Cullen who hoised and later pulled down the Irish tri-colour under fire at Bolland's Mill in 1916.
BlueRay or DVD............f**k Blue Ray. Not changing as it is only a gimic to get you to buy the same movies again.
Thing that makes me sick is.........Bottled water, Blue Ray.....I could go on but I have to get to work.
I always say "now thats a great album" when I see or hear......The soundtrack from THE MISSION.
What was the name of the school you look up on LOSTSCHOOLFRIENDS.IE......Sandymount High School
Onions are...........Lovely with steak.
Never saw the need for.....cell phones oh sorry mobile phones.
How many valenines cards do you send out.......One
What says to me "this guy has class and looks really cool" is.......when he is wearing a (non-sponsored) Ireland shirt.
Do you flush.......all the time
I only get the YBIG mago for..........some games as my brother doesn;t pick them up anymore.
Magazine subscription........ADBUSTERS.
Tea or coffee..........Tea, The Irishmans viagra.
If I asked you to stand up right now and yell "I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE" would you.......Yes.
Did you......YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!(Only me here though...)

 FFS Donal!

Donal, you either need

Hello I'm........ harry
Please explain why.........me mam was a dirty harry fan
I was born in the Chinese year of the......ferret
The part of Ireland I call home is..........south central drawda
I am currently residing in....... see above
Who is it that currently is the focus of your fantacies......justice shart
My shirt size is.......xxxxxl
Why the hell did I (that's YOU) ever join the YBIG forum....to get babysis phone number
Sorry, got to go my favourite programme is on TV and it's..........the wire
I am known for..........having a 2" penis
A packet of crisps, a Chunky bar and a bottle of pop and I'm read for......a night round barrymores
The club side I give my allegiance to is.......drogheda united
Who would you most like to see high on drugs live on RTE.......jimmy magee
Are those your real ears.........no
I was once soooooo drunk that.......tried to suck myself off
I have one long and one short.......ballsack
That foot.ie is...........full of ****s
Is that a tatoo on you or just a kid gone made with a marker.........got it free with some chewing gum
The one country I want to go on an away trip with Ireland to is......thailand
The car I drive is.......a milk float
The car I tell people I drive is.......a milk float
Hell is.........9-5 everyday
A census taker once tried to ask me some questions. I...........answered
Who is the best person on this forum.....me
Who is the last person you have mooned.......a nun
What colour is your nose..........purple
How come no women ever reply to these..........i did
Have you ever been shot at.......yes away in craptown
What would you use on a mime, a hurley or a baseball bat........baseball bat
with out without the rusty nails.......with
Have you found Jesus........no not great at hide and seek
Have you yelled out a former lovers name when you were with an animal....SHHHHHARRRONNNNNNNNN
Ever seen a UFO..........YES
If my entire DVD collection was stolen the first movie I would buy would be.....GOODFELLAS
Ever flown a kite.......up to the highest height
If you were paid 100 Euro's would you go to an Ireland match dressed as a character from STAR WARS.........no f**king way
Is your sister hot..........im not from dundalk
What about your mother then........see above
Stephen Ireland is...........an excellent footballer
Whats the worst thing about being associated with Ireland.....rugby
Does green turn you on.......yes
I do all my shopping at........lidl
If you could change one thing about Ireland what would that be......pat kenny
Do you vote........yes
How would you terminate with exteme predijuce a clown.....coathanger down the japs eye
If you could stick on footballer on a desert island for a year who would it be....one of the female swedish team
Who will win the next World Cup.......spain
What is your favourite name for a dog..........shhhhharrronnn
Ian Paisley. Funny man or just misunderstood..........never never never
What is that smell........i just farted
Beer. The cheapest and best is........wifebeater
Beer. the most expensive that tastes like pee.......holsten
Your most famous relation is.........michael jackosn
BlueRay or DVD............dvd still slumming it
Thing that makes me sick is.........cabbage
I always say "now thats a great album" when I see or hear......
What was the name of the school you look up on LOSTSCHOOLFRIENDS.IE......i didnt go to school
Onions are...........nice
Never saw the need for.....getting my balls waxed
How many valenines cards do you send out.......660 one for each member on here
What says to me "this guy has class and looks really cool" is.......gay
Do you flush.......yes
I only get the YBIG mago for..........hope of a pic of greentribe topless
Magazine subscription........razzle
Tea or coffee..........tea
If I asked you to stand up right now and yell "I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE" would you......no.
Did you......yes

Edited by Glen Quagmire - 30 Apr 2009 at 3:09pm

Maybe this should go as a Sticky posting, eh, mods, eh, eh, eh?

You stay up all night righting a politics essay on sunday, and you're sleep patterns still fooked on Thursday, so might aswell have a go at this:

Hello I'm........Chris
Please explain why.........My sister was to be Nicola or Christina and I was to be Chris/Nicholas, she got Nicola, so I got Chris; lets face it, Nicola and Nicholas would be a bit wierd...
I was born in the Chinese year of the......Dragon
The part of Ireland I call home is..........Born in London, live in Belfast
I am currently residing in.......Belfast, Co Antrim, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland....aye right, Ireland it is!
Who is it that currently is the focus of your fantacies......following a thread on Dream Team, it has to be Lynda Block
My shirt size is.......Large
Why the hell did I (that's YOU) ever join the YBIG forum....AntrimMan told me to, I'm a sheep
Sorry, got to go my favourite programme is on TV and it's..........The Inbetweeners, its spot on!
I am known for..........my Fenian views given my cockney accent!
A packet of crisps, a Chunky bar and a bottle of pop and I'm ready for.....Depend how many vodkas I had in the pop!
The club side I give my allegiance to is.......Barnet FC
Who would you most like to see high on drugs live on RTE.......Brian Cowen, at least then he's have an excuse for the ballix his lot come out with!
Are those your real ears.........they are indeed
I was once soooooo drunk that.......that I booked into a hotel room even though I live a mile up the road, God damn credit card
I have one long and one short.......depends how cold it is...
That foot.ie is...........not a patch oon ybig!
Is that a tatoo on you or just a kid gone made with a marker.........marker pen, but I'm a student, so I might be changing the 'I was soooodrunk that....' to tell you that I now have a tattoo some day!
The one country I want to go on an away trip with Ireland to is......South Africa, followed by Poland/Ukraine, followed by Brazil!
The car I drive is.......the bus
The car I tell people I drive is.......the train
Hell is.........Windsor Park, its so close I can almost hear it sometimes
A census taker once tried to ask me some questions. I...........told him I didn't speak English and closed the door on him
Who is the best person on this forum.....tough call, Gouldinho managed to rub me up the wrong way on ocassion, but Glenn has gotta take it for his latest NSFW thread on mature whores!
Who is the last person you have mooned.......my housemate this morning
What colour is your nose..........white, i think
How come no women ever reply to these..........can you blame them given Glenn's thread on 40+ whores
Have you ever been shot at.......if so they must have missed, but up here in Belfast, give it time!
What would you use on a mime, a hurley or a baseball bat........a hurley
with out without the rusty nails.......with, and a swab of swine flu for good measure, tetanus just wouldn't be enough!
Have you found Jesus........only in Spain, but he pronounced it "hay-zeus"
Have you yelled out a former lovers name when you were with an animal....I might've been with a few rough'uns but I can't say I've got names mixed up
Ever seen a UFO..........after enough Guinness I've seen Ian Harte scoring that penalty
If my entire DVD collection was stolen the first movie I would buy would be.....The Inbetweeners series 1, i'm hooked, i'm watching them on a fekin loop!
Ever flown a kite.......yes....the happiest moment of my life...
If you were paid 100 Euro's would you go to an Ireland match dressed as a character from STAR WARS.........f**k no, its hard enough shuffling out of Croke Park as it is, let alone dressed as sodding R2D2
Is your sister hot..........
What about your mother then........
Stephen Ireland is...........not too big to go across his mothers knee, where he belongs for what he's done!
Whats the worst thing about being associated with Ireland.....the fact that our bogey teams are Switzerland and Israel, feks sake lads, I'd understand if it were Italy and Spain!
Does green turn you on.......sadly not
I do all my shopping at........centra
If you could change one thing about Ireland what would that be......the 8 year wait for a major tournament....and the recession!
Do you vote........I do
How would you terminate with exteme predijuce a clown.....where's that hurley with a rusty nail through it gone to, I could have sworn it was around here somewhere...
If you could stick on footballer on a desert island for a year who would it be....John Tery, and he'd still be the thickest life form on the fekin island!
Who will win the next World Cup.......Spain
What is your favourite name for a dog..........De Vaelra, in England, Churchill is v.common, our old neighbour had the best idea
Ian Paisley. Funny man or just misunderstood..........No comment, I'll end up on a rant
What is that smell........Tennent's, i just spilled some
Beer. The cheapest and best is........Tennents (I live near a students' union)
Beer. the most expensive that tastes like pee.......Harp
Your most famous relation is.........haven't got any that I'm aaware of
BlueRay or DVD............HD DVD...any takers?
Thing that makes me sick is.........Tequila, that could lead to another story about what I once did when I was soooo drunk....
I always say "now thats a great album" when I see or hear......any Christy Moore
What was the name of the school you look up on LOSTSCHOOLFRIENDS.IE......Sacred Heart or St Columba's
Onions are...........Oniony, but great with a burger or steak
Never saw the need for.....the grey Ireland 3rd shirt worn against Wales
How many valenines cards do you send out.......0
What says to me "this guy has class and looks really cool" is.......a non-t**sers sports car
Do you flush.......always, ask that to my housemates however...
I only get the YBIG mago for..........Percy's rant!
Magazine subscription........YBIG, i'm going to start buying them off eBay
Tea or coffee..........either
If I asked you to stand up right now and yell "I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE" would you.......aye why not, i'm the only one about
Did you......I gave it a miss this time.

Hello I'm........BigPodge!!  
Please explain why.........Emm...because I'm big, and my nickname's Podge!!
I was born in the Chinese year of the......Pig!! Oink oink (Damn swine flu!!)
The part of Ireland I call home is..........Arkla, Co. Wickla.
I am currently residing in.......Ditto
Who is it that currently is the focus of your fantacies......Ur ma!!
My shirt size is.......XL
Why the hell did I (that's YOU) ever join the YBIG forum....It was destiny....
Sorry, got to go my favourite programme is on TV and it's..........Family Guy
I am known for..........being really really ridiculously good looking!!
A packet of crisps, a Chunky bar and a bottle of pop and I'm ready for......the cinema!!
The club side I give my allegiance to is.......Manchester United
Who would you most like to see high on drugs live on RTE.......Bill O Herlihy!!
Are those your real ears.........Emmm......I guess so.
I was once soooooo drunk that.......I puked on myself, twice, as i didn't learn my lesson the first time!!
I have one long and one short.......nose hair!!
That foot.ie is...........unexplored territory!!
Is that a tatoo on you or just a kid gone made with a marker.........no tats as of yet...
The one country I want to go on an away trip with Ireland to is......SA or US!!

Hello I'm........ The Boy Z
Please explain why.........Was once called that by my mate
I was born in the Chinese year of the......Nil fhios agam
The part of Ireland I call home is..........Sallynoggin
I am currently residing in.......Sallynogggin
Who is it that currently is the focus of your fantacies......dont tell her but the ex missus
My shirt size is.......M
Why the hell did I (that's YOU) ever join the YBIG forum....Devestated by the performance of the team and fans vs Poland
Sorry, got to go my favourite programme is on TV and it's..........The inbetweeners at the moment
I am known for..........my right peg
A packet of crisps, a Chunky bar and a bottle of pop and I'm read for......Thomas the tank engine
The club side I give my allegiance to is.......Manchester United
Who would you most like to see high on drugs live on RTE.......Brian Cowen
Are those your real ears.........yup
I was once soooooo drunk that.......dont drink..serio
I have one long and one short......
That foot.ie is...........SH*ITE
Is that a tatoo on you or just a kid gone made with a marker.........no tatoo at the moment but watch this space
The one country I want to go on an away trip with Ireland to is......England
The car I drive is.......Fiesta
The car I tell people I drive is.......Nissan Note
Hell is.........Liverpool winning the league
A census taker once tried to ask me some questions. I...........Closed the door
Who is the best person on this forum.....Too many to pick from
Who is the last person you have mooned.......Jaysus its been a while
What colour is your nose..........Skin colour
How come no women ever reply to these..........cos all women are c****
Have you ever been shot at.......not yet
What would you use on a mime, a hurley or a baseball bat........BB
with out without the rusty nails.......without
Have you found Jesus........No,but we communicate regularly
Have you yelled out a former lovers name when you were with an animal....ha
Ever seen a UFO..........nah
If my entire DVD collection was stolen the first movie I would buy would be.....Monsters ball(halle berry!!!)
Ever flown a kite.......unsuccessfully
If you were paid 100 Euro's would you go to an Ireland match dressed as a character from STAR WARS.........Yep
Is your sister hot..........no
What about your mother then........no
Stephen Ireland is...........a w*nker with loads of talent
Whats the worst thing about being associated with Ireland.....that people dont believe that I dont drink
Does green turn you on.......always
I do all my shopping at........Eurospar
If you could change one thing about Ireland what would that be......that we speak Irish
Do you vote........ye
How would you terminate with exteme predijuce a clown.....kick in the balls,thats worse than dying
If you could stick on footballer on a desert island for a year who would it be....Steven Gerrard
Who will win the next World Cup.......England
What is your favourite name for a dog..........hate dogs but Triggs!
Ian Paisley. Funny man or just misunderstood..........***t
What is that smell........YSL
Beer. The cheapest and best is........Tuborg-so ive heard
Beer. the most expensive that tastes like pee.......??
Your most famous relation is.........David Beckham
BlueRay or DVD............DVD
Thing that makes me sick is.........Salad!
I always say "now thats a great album" when I see or hear......Morning Glory
What was the name of the school you look up on LOSTSCHOOLFRIENDS.IE......wouldnt bother
Onions are...........nice with cheese!
Never saw the need for.....studying
How many valenines cards do you send out.......only one
What says to me "this guy has class and looks really cool" is.......if he gets awy with doing the dirty on his mot!!
Do you flush.......often
I only get the YBIG mago for..........cos its deadly
Magazine subscription........none
Tea or coffee..........neither
If I asked you to stand up right now and yell "I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE" would you.......Yep
Did you......you didnt ask.............