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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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Posted: 20 Feb 2021 at 10:13am |
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A thread to collate all the vacuous, faux-profound rot peddled by snake oil salespeople
At the end of it, you, the reader, will be equipped to start their own Twitter or YouTube channel where you can play an anti-lockdown pound shop Tony Robbins and get loads of likes and positive comments from accounts with telephone numbers in their names
"The cure will be worse than the disease" "It's a casedemic, not a pandemic" "It's just a flu" "I've had enough of this" "I can't take it any more" "This was always about selling vaccines" "This is fascism" "I'm sooooo angry" |
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane UNBELIEVABLE JEFF Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Status: Offline Points: 37346 |
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The hospitals aren’t busy at all in reality
Hardly any of these deaths are down to covid only |
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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"These people are dying WITH Covid, not FROM Covid!"
"There's no evidence that says schools/pubs/shops/foreign travel/crowds at football matches/deliberately coughing in somebody's face in any way spreads the virus" "Suicides have skyrocketed!" Where's your evidence? "The dogs on the street know this - actually here's a piece of fake evidence I pulled out of my arse!" "Question everything" (ooh, profound) "THE WHO SAYS LOCKDOWNS ARE A FAILURE"" "But New Zealand are locking down! That proves they failed!" "Zero Covid fantasists/nutters/crazies/insert other ad hominem abuse" "Sweden got it right, and despite all the evidence that shows otherwise, I'm now going to double down on that wrong position!"
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Shedite
Jack Charlton Joined: 09 Dec 2011 Status: Offline Points: 9823 |
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(Breaking lockdown protocols) is good for my mental health
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MayoMark
Moderator Group The NEW angrier Freewheeler Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Location: Castlebar Status: Offline Points: 26335 |
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I have no doubt that some people are struggling with their mental health, but I would wager it is those that HAVE to stay indoors that suffer the most.
People claiming they are suffering from mental health because they can't do x, y or z including pints with the lads, is, as sid has put it, such a bad faith argument. Being annoyed is not a mental health issue. People demanding opening pubs or gyms or whatever up because of mental health will plunge those people who have to cocoon into an even deeper hole. Some of the sh*te on twitter this morning is f**king pathetic. Using mental health as an argument in bad faith is really f**king low.
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They finally did it man... They killed my f**kin' car...
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drog addict
Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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"Why is nobody getting the flu?"
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Chips don't bounce
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Baldrick
Robbie Keane Peyton-tly Pedantic Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 32815 |
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#enoughisenough
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AKA pedantic kunt
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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The way the "open it up ta fook" shysters have tried to use mental health as a weapon has evolved At the start, it was "old people being told not to leave their houses is fascism" Then it evolved into "we can open up and shield (another denialist cliche) the elderly and vulnerable" What was "shielding" supposed to be? Staying indoors - the exact thing they were previously arguing against Now it's "I want to make money and I'm going to invoke mental health as a blackmailing tool to open it up ta fook" Anybody really concerned about mental health would have been concerned with things like proper furlough payments, provision of hotel accommodation to enable people living in households with multiple people to isolate, and indeed proper supports for businesses But their answer is: open up now! And they refuse to understand that means they will be closing again in three weeks when cases skyrocket again Or they don't care
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Lenny82
Liam Brady Joined: 20 Aug 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2914 |
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It's a 'plandemic'!
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ConorMac77
Ray Houghton Joined: 22 Apr 2015 Location: Newry Status: Offline Points: 3691 |
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It's a scamdemic, made up by a new world order to control us etc....
Wake up sheeple
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The nation holds it's breath...YES, WE'RE THERE!!!
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane UNBELIEVABLE JEFF Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Status: Offline Points: 37346 |
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The one I find most ignorant is
“Do you even know anyone who’s had it”
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BigStrongMan
Robbie Keane Just Modding Like Joined: 22 May 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 107644 |
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Lads the vaccine kills sperm. It’s all a plan to halt the growth of the population
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PM me for all forum moderation queries.
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9fingers
Paul McGrath Ballymun Resident #MONKEANO Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Status: Offline Points: 16144 |
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Big Pharma, Deliveroo & Zoom Shower of ****s
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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"Latte-drinking liberals cheerleading the greatest attack on our civil liberties ever" (What's wrong with drinking a latte?)
"Face nappies" Another really bizarre one that is cropping up lately and has a clear bang of far right ideology off it is: "Where are all the REAL men gone?" or "We need some REAL men" There's a fierce bang of incelism off these
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ConorMac77
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Sorry, you're on mute... |
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The nation holds it's breath...YES, WE'RE THERE!!!
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane UNBELIEVABLE JEFF Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Status: Offline Points: 37346 |
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That's Jamie Bryson's most used term on twitter. Quite funny as he can't pronounce his L's. Watte Dwinking Wiberaws. |
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane UNBELIEVABLE JEFF Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Status: Offline Points: 37346 |
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The new thing the deniers have been saying is that so many people in a care home have died despite getting the vaccine a few weeks ago
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sid waddell
Roy Keane On a dark desert highway Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Status: Offline Points: 12173 |
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In the deniers' playbook, people die with Covid, not from it And they die FROM the vaccine, not with it They also seem to have a problem understanding that the vaccines take a while to work once it's stuck in your arm And also that they aren't 100% effective, and were never claimed to be Yet paradoxically, the vaccines are also used as justification for immediate opening up, even though they apparently don't work and also kill people |
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