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One of the greatest ever film scenes ; Spud's shame in Trainspotting.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote lassassinblanc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Oct 2018 at 1:39pm
Originally posted by Denis Irwin Denis Irwin wrote:

Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Got attacked by a Mountain Lion once thought I was a goner
 
 
did you drop any trash
 

 


LOL

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So Lassie got attacked by the wrong type of cougar then Tongue


The reason why I changed it to Mountain Lion before posting LOL
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Gary you can take a break for the day
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What happened? Were you listening to Vulfpeck at the time?
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

What happened? Were you listening to Vulfpeck at the time?


Nope only discovered them last year, the lion incident happened in 2011.

Being an amateur paleontologist I was in Colorado at a dig and one of the days our group (4 of us) went on a hike around the National Park. it was getting dark so we decided to take a shortcut as we knew the trail went in a U shape.

I was at the back of the group when the lion pounced on my back as I tied my lace. Thankfully managed to push it off and when the rest of the group came to help it ran off.
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f**king hell! That's absolutely mental! Who goes to Colorado to dig up bones?
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

f**king hell! That's absolutely mental! Who goes to Colorado to dig up bones?


Many people Colorado is the centre piece of the Morrison Formation one the biggest Jurassic sites in the world
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Reminds me of the story Gerk once told on here when himself and BSM were in a carpet shop and the sales assistant was of Pakistani origin. Unfortunately for all concerned BSMs nickname was/is “Packie”

“Here Packie, what you think of this rug”

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I was just taking the piss. I'd have soiled myself if a mountain lion jumped on me!
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by Denis Irwin Denis Irwin wrote:

Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Got attacked by a Mountain Lion once thought I was a goner
 
 
did you drop any trash
 

 


LOL

Gary The No Trash Cougar Clap


So Lassie got attacked by the wrong type of cougar then Tongue


The reason why I changed it to Mountain Lion before posting LOL

LOL
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Closest I came was in the car with my sister and her friend about fifteen years ago. We were turning right into a car park when a Corsa came flying past us on the right, clipped the front wing, went sideways, hit a bollard, flipped onto its roof and slid across the road into palisade fencing. We didn't nearly die but the lads in the other car were very lucky. The pair of them crawled up the back window. They were understandably shook. I've no idea to this day why they were trying to overtake the way they did where they did.

But I've never been close, thankfully.
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LOLI Have had three right good cracks at suicide, if that counts! Don't think it is for me, I've never been one for commitment!
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

LOLI Have had three right good cracks at suicide, if that counts! Don't think it is for me, I've never been one for commitment!

LOL LOL 

and you also hold the mantle of YBIG hide n seek champion LOL


Edited by LO SCIENZIATO - 09 Oct 2018 at 5:23pm
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Originally posted by LO SCIENZIATO LO SCIENZIATO wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

LOLI Have had three right good cracks at suicide, if that counts! Don't think it is for me, I've never been one for commitment!

LOL LOL 

and you all hold the mantle of YBIG hide n seek champion LOL
I set the bar too high with that one.
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Originally posted by SuperDave84 SuperDave84 wrote:

Closest I came was in the car with my sister and her friend about fifteen years ago. We were turning right into a car park when a Corsa came flying past us on the right, clipped the front wing, went sideways, hit a bollard, flipped onto its roof and slid across the road into palisade fencing. We didn't nearly die but the lads in the other car were very lucky. The pair of them crawled up the back window. They were understandably shook. I've no idea to this day why they were trying to overtake the way they did where they did.

But I've never been close, thankfully.
You renting a room off her at the time?
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Originally posted by LO SCIENZIATO LO SCIENZIATO wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

LOLI Have had three right good cracks at suicide, if that counts! Don't think it is for me, I've never been one for commitment!

LOL LOL 

and you all hold the mantle of YBIG hide n seek champion LOL
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Was on a flight back from Lanzarote before and the plane narrowly avoided a mid air collision with a Delta Airlines flight. Still remember looking out the window and seeing the other plane coming towards the plane. Was only my second time ever on a plane and I ended up reading about it in the newspaper. Only a few hundred feet from being smashed out of the sky. 
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There are some mad stories on here, Lassinblanc been attacked by a lion LOL

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