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Baldrick 
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Roberto Baggio
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Rob Holding looks like a lad who’d work in the bank and would organise 5 a sides among his office colleagues after work on a Thursday
He’d be the moany bollocks who plays at the back in the 5 a sides who thinks he can play, too
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Territorial
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Interesting http://https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/80787/i-gave-dele-alli-away-at-13-to-save-him-from-gangs-and-allow-him-to-follow-his-football-dream/ Alli speaks very fondly of his new foster family (white, comfortable, middle-class etc) and what they did for him: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/england-tottenham-star-dele-alli-9475486 Edited by Territorial - 02 Nov 2017 at 2:16am |
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Roberto Baggio
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Alli would be in and out of jail for petty crimes Drugs, robbing grannys in supermarkets, member of a gang |
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Jonny Evans - PSNI officer who doesn't find any of your 'craic' remotely funny.
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Proud owner of the most punchable face in football.
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Double jobbing as he married his ex-wife when she got up the duff when they were 18, and now she's looking for better child support for her and her new fella to go on holidays.
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Reminds more like P.E. Teacher. Sound to the lads, flirty with the 16 year old girls Edited by t_rAndy - 01 Nov 2017 at 1:11pm |
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Dele Alli - CBBC presenter until he gets fired for hanging a kid upside down from a coat hanger because he was annoying him
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Jordan Henderson - Leads a team of door to door salespeople. Most likely selling utilities.
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Papa boupa diop looks like one of the fellas trying to sell you some moody gold on the steps of sacre coueur in Paris
Can picture Shane Duffy carrying a coffin in a dark suit working for a funeral home Joe hart looks like the kind of English lad you would meet in a pub on a day session. Seems sound for the first few pints but the most innocent inoffensive of your lot would be planning to murder him after the gargle kicks in. A very punchable head Edited by d13dave - 31 Oct 2017 at 8:02pm |
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James Milner: drives a bin lorry
Slave Bilic: a war criminal Edited by adineen98 - 31 Oct 2017 at 7:32pm |
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Mourinho - looks like a dodgy Europcar rent a car desk man in Faro airport who tries to find dents in your car upon return to screw you out of 600 euro
''no no this scratch was not here. I'm sorry you signed contract. We take 600 euro'' as he shrugs his shoulders carelessly as he banks his commission for screwing you over. |
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He'd be in a Jackson 5 tribute band |
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 and he's a good boy who always shows up to work on time and doesn't ask why the diesel is 50c a litre |
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Jeff Hendricks - Personal trainer that creeps on women in a gym
Seamus Coleman - a lad that works in a rural petrol station with no card machine Jonny Hayes - An electrician with 5 kids that spends his Sunday in a pub. Glenn Whelan - drug dealer that wears a grey Adidas tracksuit Edited by ABFC - 31 Oct 2017 at 6:38pm |
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Cesar Azpilequeta looks like a Spanish exchange student who comes in to stay with you and spends his evenings Sat quietly in the corner saying nothing.
Nemanja Matic looks like the lad you don't want your girlfriends older brother to be. Michail Antonio. Pizza delivery lad on a moped. |
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