Paul Clement- The Ultimate Spoofer

Clement and the players are like a new marriage.  It's all smiles and sunshine and honeymoons now in Barbados, lots of selfies on facebook, thinking this love is going to last forever.

Fast forward 2 years and even looking at the wife makes you angry.  A couple of nags turn into a habit. Next thing is the old bag is a nag who moans and bitches all the time.  You want to go to the pub to escape the geebag just to get some respite but she's giving out even more when you do. There is no winning now. Everything you do is met with wrath of Satan.  Then you realise you are on the home straight to divorce land.  The distant memories of Barbados seem like a lifetime ago. Yet it was only two years ago.  My my my, how things change.  Drink up and enjoy the Barbados sunset and sip on your pina colada while you can Paul. 

coyne wrote: He's done very well with Swansea so far. Was very unlucky against Man City. Sigurdsson returning to form is a massive factor, still think they'll go down but they're putting up alot more fight than they did with Bradley.

Apart from Chelsea, they've a decent run of fixtures. A lot of 6-pointers in there....

If Paul Clement gets upset, does he become Paul Inclement?

FREEWHEELER wrote: Well Trap?

The job he's doing there at the moment is likely to ensure we don't see another US manager in the Premiership for a very long time indeed. I know he's brought a couple of players in but generally speaking it's the same group of players and they look unrecognisable from a couple of months ago.

This fella is a fraud. Obviously I don't work closely with him but he just comes across as a total spoofer.  Did a sh*te job at Derby and just because he put out the cones for Ancelotti doesn't mean you can manage. As if he was instrumental in things.  I'd say he is one of these lads who is the ultimate bluffer in interviews. Able to talk the talk but not able to walk the walk.
I see he has got in Claude Makelele as assistant.  This smacks of 'get a big name in to impress.'  He has got virtually no experience bar a few months in charge of Bastia which was a disaster.
He was in the stand for Swansea's game at the weekend and when they took the lead he came down to the bench so it looked like he was in charge.  He hardly would have come down if they were losing.
Only a matter of time before he is relegated with Swansea and sacked.

Has done a great job

This Clement lad trying to make a show of me


I take comfort in the fact that this honeymoon period will be over soon and he will be sacked once the dressing room sees through his Del Boy exterior.

I shall have the last laugh.  The Sky yellow ticker will be shown for this lad.