Blokes walking round nude in changing rooms

Sitting down putting on your socks and some bloke walks over with his flute like a pendulum and nearly hits you in the mouth.

It was more of a right of passage when I first started playing senior football with my local club 10 years ago.

I stand there in the nip but I wouldnt stroll to the toilet completely naked or anything. Id throw the pants on at least. Different with women as we have tits so if you're standing there chatting away in the nip its a bit awkward with 2 boobs in your face. The worst thing is women with big hairy fairies in the changing room. Put that away will ya - jaysus. 

horsebox wrote: Is there girls still out there with hairy growlers?

A lot of the French so i have been told 

Children in the gym changing rooms has long been a bug bearer of mine, always messing about or irritatingly loud or crying when their Dads are trying to get them dried after swimming.

Edited by Roberto Baggio - 07 Jan 2016 at 12:06pm

Roberto Baggio wrote: Children in the gym changing rooms has long been a bug bearer of mine, always messing about or irritatingly loud or crying when their Dads are trying to get them dried after swimming.   I would be one of those men who stands naked for as short a time as possible when getting changed, especially when there are children about, and in my gym there are regularly kids of both sexes in getting changed with their Dads. I remember one time two young girls were sitting with their father and there was a man probably in his 50s opposite them who was getting dried fully naked, literally spent as long as he possibly could with the ballix out, drying every orifice and crack attentively. It actually seemed wrong.   On another occasion during the 2012 Euros, an aul boy probably in his late 70s tried to have a conversation with me about a Zlatan Ibrahimovic goal which was on the TV, while standing in the buff with one leg up on the bench while drying his back. I was out of there

Can't believe the barman allowed that