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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Interviewing a few candidates for a job and this guy has this on his CV.

"Devoted special emphasis to punctuality and worked to maintain outstanding attendance record, consistently arriving to work ready to start immediately."



Sounds like the type of fella who had "Full attendance award during 5th year" in the achievements section of the first professional CV he made.


It's an engineering job - his CV is outrageous.

He also had this - Awarded as the Golden Mushroom for the year 2019-2020

His CV is like something out of a brochure.
Engineering? Ffs that's worse - he would surely have deadlines to meet and probably appointments to attend meetings at particular times. Punctuality should be a given, not something to boast about on a cv. 

That sounds akin to applying for a job as an airline pilot and boasting on your application form that you're not blind. LOL

What an absolute moby. I presume you'll be sending the Dear John letter to him when you've finished laughing at his cv.

Actually, I hope for your sake he doesn't read this forum. LOL


Edited by ConorMac77 - 10 Dec 2020 at 1:22pm
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Its probably Sid or Trap 😀
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Originally posted by Baldrick Baldrick wrote:

Its probably Sid or Trap 😀
 
nah, they interview as a team like in Step Brothers.
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Originally posted by MC Hammered MC Hammered wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Interviewing a few candidates for a job and this guy has this on his CV.

"Devoted special emphasis to punctuality and worked to maintain outstanding attendance record, consistently arriving to work ready to start immediately."

Is the Ra hiring? He sounds like a motivated young go getter. Sign him up!
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