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Roy Keane Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: North Kildare Status: Offline Points: 11399 |
Topic: Fancy A Drink Posted: 09 Oct 2007 at 4:56am |
TOPLESS BARMAID HAS THEM DOWNING THE PINTS THE downturn in the pub trade, the smoking ban, the crackdown on drink-driving and a slowing economy are the reasons cited by a rural pub owner who said he has been forced to employ a scantily clad bamaid to help him to keep his struggling business afloat.
Every Thursday since the start of September, the topless barmaid is attracting customers from across the region to Browne's Bar, located on the Shannon river along the Limerick/Clare border. "Basically, the pub business is down all over the country. Everyone is suffering and this is the case here in a big way. "The smoking ban, the garda crackdown, high prices and less money in people's pockets have led to this," said John Joe Fitzpatrick who runs the bar in Montpelier, Co Limerick. He has rejected criticism from local detractors that he is using "vulgar and incorrigible tactics" to draw customers. "There are plenty of women down here on Thursdays though, and all have said they admired Jasmin for her work. "Even some of the older women encourage and bring their husbands here as they are more full of beans and romantic towards their wives when they return home. "I see it as a therapy for the older men. "As the song goes, there's life in the old man yet," chuckled Mr Fitzpatrick. |
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tirchonaill
Liam Brady Joined: 03 Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 1679 |
Posted: 09 Oct 2007 at 5:12am |
can just picture a topless doll in our rural local, would be a few heart attacks first from the old brigade but sure would help business
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FREEWHEELER
Robbie Keane sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595 |
Posted: 09 Oct 2007 at 5:32am |
Fair play to that man, a very good idea. Dublin publicans take note.
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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houghton88
Liam Brady Joined: 23 Aug 2007 Status: Offline Points: 1280 |
Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 9:05am |
Can see that going down well across the country.
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The_Yank
Ray Houghton Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Location: Dundrum Status: Offline Points: 4090 |
Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 10:08am |
I think I might have to make a trip to the country.
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L.Y.A.
500 Club la la la Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Status: Offline Points: 624 |
Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 1:25pm |
Come on Yank, you've got your own seat in Hooters over in L.A.
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The_Yank
Ray Houghton Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Location: Dundrum Status: Offline Points: 4090 |
Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 1:27pm |
Yes I do.... (how did you know), but they are not topless
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L.Y.A.
500 Club la la la Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Status: Offline Points: 624 |
Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 2:45pm |
They don't go topless in Hooters-that's false advertising-Does the golfer John Daly still promote Hooters?
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The_Yank
Ray Houghton Joined: 18 Sep 2007 Location: Dundrum Status: Offline Points: 4090 |
Posted: 10 Oct 2007 at 4:40pm |
I don't know.... the latest adverts for them have been for NFL football...
Found it on Youtube.... stupid commercial if you ask me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWZUi3PW62Q |
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FREEWHEELER
Robbie Keane sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595 |
Posted: 11 Oct 2007 at 4:26am |
Holy Catholic Ireland's alive and well........the Parish Priest hits back!!!
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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The Count
Paul McGrath Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Location: Romania Status: Offline Points: 17177 |
Posted: 11 Oct 2007 at 5:08am |
"You have to ask the question, where does it go from here? There is a community here and a worry here of the knock-on effects it could have." said the priest
great stuff!
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