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Gary McKay
Roy Keane Yo Adrian Joined: 21 Jul 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 13816 |
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Posted: 06 Nov 2014 at 11:31am |
Had a Barry White on a plane.
I mean a serious Donald Trump. I never have, even long haul. Cant get comfortable and read the paper etc. Plus the walk of shame afterwards. Very inconsiderate to fellow passengers I feel. Especially a guinness one. Views ? |
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nvidic
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had one going to germany and one on the way back to pass the time
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houghton88
Liam Brady Joined: 23 Aug 2007 Status: Offline Points: 1280 |
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Manys a time. For some reason as soon as I get on an airplane or into a hotel room I need to sh*te. I try my best to hold off on the plane but sometimes it needs to be done. I am always aware however someone is outside. As regards the walk of shame if you just stare directly back at folk theyll put their head down.
Dont see it as inconsiderate, thats what toilets are for. More inconsiderate to hold it in and seep out little stink bombs throughout the flight.
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To alcohol!!!! The cause of and solution to all lifes problems.
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Roberto Baggio
Robbie Keane UNBELIEVABLE JEFF Joined: 28 Jan 2010 Status: Online Points: 37149 |
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Dont think i have
Related question - do farts not smell on planes?
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houghton88
Liam Brady Joined: 23 Aug 2007 Status: Offline Points: 1280 |
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Because I was in a full leg cast on flight to Germany I couldnt use the jacks for a sh*t. I swear to god I needed one so bad that I nearly sh*t myself at passport control. No joking, I contemplated heading back out and dropping one on the run way.
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To alcohol!!!! The cause of and solution to all lifes problems.
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eire77
Ray Houghton Joined: 08 May 2012 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 2993 |
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With the air exchange and background noise very difficult to get caught in fairness. Been known to drop a few bombs in the air in my time!! |
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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me...
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Deane
Liam Brady Joined: 17 Oct 2014 Location: Co Down Status: Offline Points: 2925 |
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True Story:- I am not the fastest on the toilet, takes me a good 15-20 minutes to complete the full operation, I also like to take my t-shirt of as a comfort thing. I was on a trip with 3 of my mates to Poland and this was the return flight. Nature called and I had no choice. I headed down to the front of the plane to which I entered the most uncomfortable toilet, took off my t-shirt, praying for no turbulence and only my phone to entertain me for the 20 or so rough minutes ahead.
Things were going grand, I was about 10 minutes in and someone tried to open the door. They settled for someone was in and must have decided to wait. After another 5 minutes the passenger tried again and then I could here some talking outside the toilet door. The flight attendant then shouted through the door, "Is anyone in there?" To which I replied. "Yes 5 minutes sorry!" I don't know if them toilets are f**king sound proof or what, but the next thing I know the flight attendant someone unlocks the door and it swings open with everyone on the left hand side of the plane looking over their seats at me half way through a barry white. The flight attendant apologised and closed the door quickly, it was too late though as half the plane had seen me in all my glory. After finishing up and giving my hands a good scrub. I had the most embarrassing walk of shame of my life to make. A story my mates still tell people when we are out together. |
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BigPodge
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Haha jaysus
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Gaz
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With the top off and everything
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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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colmoc
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39490 |
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You're not the same fella that faces the tank when he's on the bog are ya?
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
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rossieman
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They do smell ,I let an outrageous fart on a flight back from Oktoberfest and it was rotten,two strangers sitting beside me nearly vomited. I was extremely proud of it.
Edited by rossieman - 06 Nov 2014 at 12:43pm |
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BabbsBalls
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I have ulcerative colitis . Dropped a brown trout in manys an unsuitable place down the years. On a plane would be like the Sheraton compared to some .
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l hear you are a racist now, father ?
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Clonbhoy
Roy Keane AKA Sir Basil Butterpeas Esquire Joined: 12 Aug 2010 Location: Iarthar Chorcaí Status: Offline Points: 13976 |
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You are on fire TJ
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Sham157
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Flight back from Armenia was filled with emergency runs to the jacks and explosive evacuations. Smell off me was horrendous. IIRC myself and Sausy were taking this process in turns in between him getting sick into wan of them little bags
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Bob Hoskins
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affs.
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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BigStrongMan
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Deano
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PM me for all forum moderation queries.
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londonirish
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This is actually easily done. We've been doing this to eachother for years on trips. There's normally a security catch hidden on the doors. Never gets old seeing your mate interupted whilst having a dump.
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