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Deane wrote: True Story:- I am not the fastest on the toilet, takes me a good 15-20 minutes to complete the full operation, I also like to take my t-shirt of as a comfort thing. I was on a trip with 3 of my mates to Poland and this was the return flight. Nature called and I had no choice. I headed down to the front of the plane to which I entered the most uncomfortable toilet, took off my t-shirt, praying for no turbulence and only my phone to entertain me for the 20 or so rough minutes ahead. Things were going grand, I was about 10 minutes in and someone tried to open the door. They settled for someone was in and must have decided to wait. After another 5 minutes the passenger tried again and then I could here some talking outside the toilet door. The flight attendant then shouted through the door, "Is anyone in there?" To which I replied. "Yes 5 minutes sorry!" I don't know if them toilets are f**king sound proof or what, but the next thing I know the flight attendant someone unlocks the door and it swings open with everyone on the left hand side of the plane looking over their seats at me half way through a barry white. The flight attendant apologised and closed the door quickly, it was too late though as half the plane had seen me in all my glory.  After finishing up and giving my hands a good scrub. I had the most embarrassing walk of shame of my life to make. A story my mates still tell people when we are out together.

t_rAndy wrote: Have you ever come off a thread mill? Done it today nearly killed myself. Phone fell an instinct was to try pick it up but then I went with it. Luckily I landed on my two feet and saves further embarrassment!

Trap junior wrote: You're not the same fella that faces the tank when he's on the bog are ya?

Pugwall was excellent.

On the way back from Stockholm last hear had an awful dose of the sh*tes. Tried to hold it but had to go. Spent a good 15 minutes in the bog at the back of the plane. Luckily I didnt have the same outcome as Deano

Giro

Do you accept postal orders for the bus fare Gary?

The Huntacha wrote: Denis Irwin wrote: McG wrote: Thread title makes me sing Have you ever, ever felt like this... When strange things happen, are you going round the twist Quality shout McG. Australian TV produced some top notch kids shows back i the day Pugwall

His missus

know the song, never watched the show though. Looks sh*t