The Crime Thread

That's the big problem - will your man be willing to come back from Brazil to testify? If I was your man, I'd take a hearing date and see if the victim shows up. If he doesn't, strike out and no conviction. He won't be videolinked from Brazil to give evidence, anyway.

The boys in blue are on the case already according to the journal.

T'was chatting to my Egypian and Azerbaijani chums today (cue Jay from the Inbetweeners pics )
One was advised under no circumstances to go to the City Centre for the parade and the other went in and said it was littered with heroin addicts and scumbags. These 2 live in Jobstown and Cabra so they are hardly sheltered from the Dublins Riff Raffage. I was absolutely embarrassed to hear that foreigners that have lived here a few years are being told to avoid the place and have to see such goings on, on what should be the national holiday.

I never go out for St Patricks Day, I was convinced to go to Bray a couple of years ago and it was carnage with skangers fighting with each other.

The holiday is worth an absolute bomb with tourists coming to Ireland. You just have to see the boozers in the lead up to it to see the amount of tourists we have coming in. Of course it all gets spoiled with the refusal of the authorities to act on The Skanger Question.

rossieman wrote: I was in a few spots around city centre Saturday afternoon and there was a huge amount of tourists about.I presume Patricks day/weekend is the busiest time of year for Dublin tourism.It would be a pity if tourist's decided to stay away because of scum knocking around causing hassle. Why don't the cops just have a drunk tank type set up for these big occasions ?

Anyone with more than 50 convictions should be interned for the Patrick's weekend. I intend to make it one of my flagship policies upon seizing power in a thoroughly unconstitutional coup.

SuperDave84 wrote: rossieman wrote: I was in a few spots around city centre Saturday afternoon and there was a huge amount of tourists about.I presume Patricks day/weekend is the busiest time of year for Dublin tourism.It would be a pity if tourist's decided to stay away because of scum knocking around causing hassle. Why don't the cops just have a drunk tank type set up for these big occasions ? Anyone with more than 50 convictions should be interned for the Patrick's weekend. I intend to make it one of my flagship policies upon seizing power in a thoroughly unconstitutional coup.

jamo1 wrote: Was listening to Joe Duffy before about catching a crime on camera where the guards and data commissioner will request that you do not post any crime on video or else you could be in serious trouble probably more trouble than the little c*nt in this video. Anyway a lot of up and coming scum in this country, we need stronger laws for under 16's coz at the minute they really don't give a toss!

yep this is true,he could sue you if you stick it on line.

SuperDave84 wrote: rossieman wrote: I was in a few spots around city centre Saturday afternoon and there was a huge amount of tourists about.I presume Patricks day/weekend is the busiest time of year for Dublin tourism.It would be a pity if tourist's decided to stay away because of scum knocking around causing hassle. Why don't the cops just have a drunk tank type set up for these big occasions ? Anyone with more than 50 convictions should be interned for the Patrick's weekend. I intend to make it one of my flagship policies upon seizing power in a thoroughly unconstitutional coup.

Thought you would be more ruthless SuperDave.Really push the boat out ,anyone with more than 50 convictions gets put down.Bullet to the head.

Any Ministerial positions available in this coup ?

Nah, I have too many lawyer friends I need to look after. A healthy scumbag quotient is going to remain necessary. Don't worry, though, I will ghettoise the scumbags (even more than at the minute), so they only commit crimes on each other, but make sure there are loads of gardai in the ghettos to arrest and imprison them. There'll be plenty of show trials and maybe the odd public hanging, but not too many - I can't eradicate the scumbags. Genocide is not my game. I have to be really careful not to piss off the lawyers..... if the uneducated are poor, that's not a problem, but poor lawyers are, historically, one of the biggest causes of revolution and counter-coup, so that won't be happening. I'll have to make sure the lawyers remain reasonably well looked after, unfortunately.

There will be ministerial positions available, CVs will be sought for the position of Minister for Sport from ybig posters of 3,000 posts or more ONLY. I will, however, be both President-for-life and the euphemistically named Minister for "Justice". Injustice will be closer, of course, but all will fear my iron fist, so whatever. I'll try and be popular, but frankly, it is better to be feared than respected.