Plenty Of Fish

Sham157 wrote: Sono wrote: McG wrote: ShayGivensBum wrote: Is POF just basically a big orgy of sorts? Essentially a dating site but you'd find all sorts! God knows how it's evolved since i ran riot on it  Dirty owl ones, the lot  Reckon Sham is all over this site.   was all over this alright, nailed a load of birds off it. Some serious filth on it Hooked up with wan two minutes from my gaff. messaging her for a few days then went to her gaff. She had her kid in bed and I smashed her back doors in on the sofa while she used a dildo on her front doors. great times

RogerMilla wrote: irishmufc wrote: Boss is gone home so doing a bit of pof perving here at work. One of the girls has this in her description  "I haven’t found Mr. Right but I’ve found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy, and Mr. Wrong" Rules me out so     thought you were looking at a profile of a bird you had already met up with

Boss is gone home so doing a bit of pof perving here at work. One of the girls has this in her description 

Baldrick wrote: coyne wrote: Green Devil wrote: coyne wrote: Green Devil wrote: @Coyne, for luck I can tell more often than not what women are genuine/interested, one thing I don't lack in experience is how to read women   The key is not to start a conversation straight away "well do you want a drink" like some lads do to random women, which is madness like  I actually do the opposite thing and ask what they're drinking just to get a drunken convo going because if your the only single lad it can be a bit awkward but the offer for a drink only comes in if she knows how to hold a convo, boring chicks are as bad as minging ones.    Nothing worse than it, thankfully most of my mates are now single and back into creep mode!   Fact, would rather have a laugh with a girl I wasn't attracted too than stay chatting to a good looking girl who is boring as f**k. Haha. I'm always the only single one or the only one with bottle to approach a lass so its a weekly graft for me  Tbf I'd still bang the minging ones depending on how much of a good night it was, no shame  Is that cause you drink on your own :)

coyne wrote: Green Devil wrote: @Coyne, for luck I can tell more often than not what women are genuine/interested, one thing I don't lack in experience is how to read women   The key is not to start a conversation straight away "well do you want a drink" like some lads do to random women, which is madness like  I actually do the opposite thing and ask what they're drinking just to get a drunken convo going because if your the only single lad it can be a bit awkward but the offer for a drink only comes in if she knows how to hold a convo, boring chicks are as bad as minging ones.

Best thing to do when your talking to a boring girl, whip your meat out on the sly and start talking to her real seriously.

Ideally don't get caught, as it's much better fun.

coyne wrote: Green Devil wrote: @Coyne, for luck I can tell more often than not what women are genuine/interested, one thing I don't lack in experience is how to read women   The key is not to start a conversation straight away "well do you want a drink" like some lads do to random women, which is madness like  I actually do the opposite thing and ask what they're drinking just to get a drunken convo going because if your the only single lad it can be a bit awkward but the offer for a drink only comes in if she knows how to hold a convo, boring chicks are as bad as minging ones.

I don't mean ask them straight away. I'm not a complete gobsh*te but I always found if they were with a friend and me trying to be nice included the friend on a conversation but that does not work as you come across as a right pansy.
You have to get them away from the friends but if they're only with one mate it's a cxxt of a thing as she won't want to be left alone.Irish women are bad for that.Foreign women don't seem to be as dependent on their friends imo

Yeah Christ if you were approaching women offering them all drink you wouldn't be going too far. Generally if you buy a bird a drink they reimburse fairly soon... If ya end up going shots with them your guaranteed to get laid

Green Devil wrote: irishmufc wrote: coleman's wrote: irishmufc wrote: I'm starting to get real sick of this pish. If I so much as see another profile of some cxxt talking about how much travel she has done, jumped out of a plane, describes how much she loves her job but "I don't take my work home with me", talks about what a great sense of humour she has and the coup de grace having a picture with her probable ex ballbag Honestly if I plan on shagging some cxxt of this, it's not gonna depend on if she travelled round Bolivia for a month or not. I couldn't give a bollix where you were, who barebacked ya previous to me or if you have a pet cat You can bypass all of these problems and still get the end results by buying women drinks on a night out... I always found in nights out the worst thing was to buy them a drink straight away.A couple of my mates never do it as it has ya down as a mark. I more or less always buy a girl a drink on a night out especially if i'm getting on well with them, as it shows them your not a tight **** and your actually making an effort.