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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34816 |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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irishmufc
Robbie Keane I love Vulvas Joined: 09 Aug 2011 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 25057 |
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After getting busted with a copy and paste job. I think I sent the same one to one of her mates in quick succession
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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irishmufc
Robbie Keane I love Vulvas Joined: 09 Aug 2011 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 25057 |
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I've actually only met up with 3 out of it and I'm suing two of them under the Trade Descriptions Act for not doing what it said on the tin or their profile pics for that matter. They're probably doing the same
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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RogerMilla
Moderator Group #TEAMJAVIER #ENGANCHE Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Location: Delaney Park Status: Offline Points: 34858 |
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thought you were looking at a profile of a bird you had already met up with
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The first time the Devil made me do it. The second time I did it on my own.
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irishmufc
Robbie Keane I love Vulvas Joined: 09 Aug 2011 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 25057 |
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Boss is gone home so doing a bit of pof perving here at work. One of the girls has this in her description
"I haven’t found Mr. Right but I’ve found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy, and Mr. Wrong" Rules me out so
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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Claret Murph
Paul McGrath Hmmm, Goodness, I must say Joined: 16 Apr 2009 Location: Tibet Status: Offline Points: 15726 |
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Or try Baldie's approach " Hi my name is Stud and this is my friend Tic Tac " now as far as i know it hasn't worked yet but god loves him as he is not giving up Edited by Claret Murph - 11 Apr 2014 at 7:21am |
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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coyne
Paul McGrath Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Location: Sunderland Status: Offline Points: 15881 |
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Nope but I have no shame if I did.. I wouldn't of known YBIG if I didn't dare to go to that friendly against Wales on my own - Fortune favours the brave!
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Baldrick
Robbie Keane Peyton-tly Pedantic Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 32717 |
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Is that cause you drink on your own :) |
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AKA pedantic kunt
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34816 |
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Best thing to do when your talking to a boring girl, whip your meat out on the sly and start talking to her real seriously. Ideally don't get caught, as it's much better fun. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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coyne
Paul McGrath Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Location: Sunderland Status: Offline Points: 15881 |
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Haha. I'm always the only single one or the only one with bottle to approach a lass so its a weekly graft for me Tbf I'd still bang the minging ones depending on how much of a good night it was, no shame
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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Nothing worse than it, thankfully most of my mates are now single and back into creep mode! Fact, would rather have a laugh with a girl I wasn't attracted too than stay chatting to a good looking girl who is boring as f**k.
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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coyne
Paul McGrath Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Location: Sunderland Status: Offline Points: 15881 |
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I actually do the opposite thing and ask what they're drinking just to get a drunken convo going because if your the only single lad it can be a bit awkward but the offer for a drink only comes in if she knows how to hold a convo, boring chicks are as bad as minging ones.
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irishmufc
Robbie Keane I love Vulvas Joined: 09 Aug 2011 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 25057 |
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I don't mean ask them straight away. I'm not a complete gobsh*te but I always found if they were with a friend and me trying to be nice included the friend on a conversation but that does not work as you come across as a right pansy.
You have to get them away from the friends but if they're only with one mate it's a cxxt of a thing as she won't want to be left alone.Irish women are bad for that.Foreign women don't seem to be as dependent on their friends imo |
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Wings? They're only the band The Beatles could have been.
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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It's funny watching some lads do it Yeah its bascially down to how you approach the situation, I mean you can't strike lucky every time you buy a girl a drink thats a given, but you'll know quick enough if a girl is interested by chatting to her for 5/10 mins and then a drink is a good way to progress. Spot on, (guaranteed a smooch at least) especially when they suggest it! |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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coleman's
Liam Brady Joined: 22 Nov 2011 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 1018 |
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Yeah Christ if you were approaching women offering them all drink you wouldn't be going too far. Generally if you buy a bird a drink they reimburse fairly soon... If ya end up going shots with them your guaranteed to get laid
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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@Coyne, for luck I can tell more often than not what women are genuine/interested, one thing I don't lack in experience is how to read women
The key is not to start a conversation straight away "well do you want a drink" like some lads do to random women, which is madness like Edited by Green Devil - 10 Apr 2014 at 8:25pm |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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coyne
Paul McGrath Joined: 17 Aug 2013 Location: Sunderland Status: Offline Points: 15881 |
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Don't be doing that if you ever come over here on a proper night, you'll just get friend-zoned They call me the wingman for a reason
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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I more or less always buy a girl a drink on a night out especially if i'm getting on well with them, as it shows them your not a tight **** and your actually making an effort. Edited by Green Devil - 10 Apr 2014 at 8:16pm |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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