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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Don't know if this is true or not but I thought it was funny, so always remember it.

Anyway, a lad I worked with years ago, he was giving this bird a diddy wank and left a skid mark on her belly.


LOL

And he wasn't 'giving a bird a diddy wank' she was giving him one ya headcase LOL


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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Don't know if this is true or not but I thought it was funny, so always remember it.

Anyway, a lad I worked with years ago, he was giving this bird a diddy wank and left a skid mark on her belly.


LOL

And he wasn't 'giving a bird a diddy wank' she was giving him one ya headcase LOL

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Originally posted by Gaz Gaz wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Don't know if this is true or not but I thought it was funny, so always remember it.

Anyway, a lad I worked with years ago, he was giving this bird a diddy wank and left a skid mark on her belly.


LOL

And he wasn't 'giving a bird a diddy wank' she was giving him one ya headcase LOL

LOL
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A friend of mine was back at some Northie birds place. They did the no pants dance and she asked him to go for the backdoors and there was a tub of vaseline in the drawer.
So over he goes and pulls opens the draw and sees a large tub of vaseline. He opens it up and there was a c0ck imprint in the tub.... fect it he says, chalks up and proceeds as planned.

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Originally posted by ZinedineKibane ZinedineKibane wrote:

A friend of mine was back at some Northie birds place. They did the no pants dance and she asked him to go for the backdoors and there was a tub of vaseline in the drawer.
So over he goes and pulls opens the draw and sees a large tub of vaseline. He opens it up and there was a c0ck imprint in the tub.... fect it he says, chalks up and proceeds as planned.

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Originally posted by ZinedineKibane ZinedineKibane wrote:

A friend of mine was back at some Northie birds place. They did the no pants dance and she asked him to go for the backdoors and there was a tub of vaseline in the drawer.
So over he goes and pulls opens the draw and sees a large tub of vaseline. He opens it up and there was a c0ck imprint in the tub.... fect it he says, chalks up and proceeds as planned.
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Should be a lot more contribution to this thread.
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Should be a lot more contribution to this thread.
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Originally posted by Zinedine Kilbane 110 Zinedine Kilbane 110 wrote:

A friend of mine was back at some Northie birds place. They did the no pants dance and she asked him to go for the backdoors and there was a tub of vaseline in the drawer.
So over he goes and pulls opens the draw and sees a large tub of vaseline. He opens it up and there was a c0ck imprint in the tub.... fect it he says, chalks up and proceeds as planned.


I'm literally crying laughing at this
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Da got me two brazzers for me sixteenth. Great rides altogether. One even stuck her finger up me hole while the other played with herself in the corner.
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It was far across the sea,
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So he kept me soul for ransom.
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Stayed in me friends mobile home when about 13 and his Mam and dad who were in the 40's at the time and they came back from the pub, we were out on the sofas and pretended to be asleep, two of them start snogging in the kitchen then go into the bedroom where the bed starts squeaking and the mobile shakes for a few minutes. Always remember his dad came out after and let off this satisfactory 'aahhhhhhh' before going into the toilet and having a piss. Mate was f**king morto trying to say they didn't have sex. Must remind him next time I see him again

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Was the aulone a looker?
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Was the aulone a looker?



Haha no she was a minger. You wouldn't think they would get up to that type of thing. That made it even funnier
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