Funny Sex Stories/First Time Having Sex

lassassinblanc wrote: BigStrongMan wrote: Roberto Baggio wrote: If it was a male teacher and an underage girl it certainly wouldn’t be in a thread called funny stories about sex  is 17 under age ? Put it in here rather than start a new thread Yep 17 is the legal age but as a teacher you are in position of due care so things like this fall under this category.

We really have a strange relationship with sex in Ireland.

LO SCIENZIATO wrote: if the pics are of her in the WhatsApp group then this young lad makes muff seem sensible and doesn’t deserve a cock.  she is an absolute belter. he should have kept his mouth shut and continued with what he was getting and wait till the graduation night in the Club and finger the box of her and all the lads will think you’re a great fella. then he can continue to have sex on tap and nothing can be said to both of them. f**king millennials

Zinedine Kilbane 110 wrote: I met these Canadian lads travelling, all about 18/19 who had just left Thailand. They went to town on the prossies and would go to a bar and order 4 girls and one ladyboy. The 4+1 would crawl under the table and give the 5 lads bjs. They never knew who got the ladyboy - Thailand roulette!

Finally got the renovations in the gaff and the extension finished, so a few gargles will be had before christening the floor in the extension, the quare wan will love the feel of the underground heating on her big arse before scorching her hands and knees, will report later

bogball88 wrote: DUBLIN DOC wrote: Finally got the renovations in the gaff and the extension finished, so a few gargles will be had before christening the floor in the extension, the quare wan will love the feel of the underground heating on her big arse before scorching her hands and knees, will report later How’d you get on Doc?

Left the curtains and blind open so the nosey coont of a neighbor backing onto the house might cop an eyeful, coont probably shot his load within seconds if he was doing his peeping Tom act, I was like a fckin gardener pushing a wheelbarrow around the Fckin floor, fckin tiles slippey as ice, I could not get too much purchase on her from behind so after doing a lap of the kitchen with her on her hands and knees and me having to readjust after every thrust and sweating like a pig from the exertion and heating we had to go back to the oul reliable table, it’s just the ideal height for me to ram the box off her but the finisher was the best slam bang thank you mam up against the glass folding door she was like one of them Garfield cats people have stuck in their car windows, she can clean the fckin glass herself tomorrow

that's one active imagination