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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by d13dave d13dave wrote:

To be fair the first date ended up in the Swan in Stockwell until 4am and i nearly did the old banjo string on the 3rd date having a leisurely mooch around brown town. There wasn't a 4th date literally was nothing left to do. she was an absolute loon in the bed room whatsapp sex talk all day every day was too much. Very nice girl as it goes but there was nowhere left to take things after that. 
What a place, fcukin mental kip, loved it.
 
The night of the Ireland-Italy match in WC94 my sister was in there and went outside for air after Houghton scored. Her boyfriend went outside to look for her to find the feds all over the place as a women had just been murdered. He went mad looking for her but she'd gone back in through the side door.
 
So are these 2 stories connected ? Was she theShocked
I'll ask her LOL
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Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink
So you mistook a tranny but enjoyed it that much you went back for seconds Shocked
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Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by d13dave d13dave wrote:

To be fair the first date ended up in the Swan in Stockwell until 4am and i nearly did the old banjo string on the 3rd date having a leisurely mooch around brown town. There wasn't a 4th date literally was nothing left to do. she was an absolute loon in the bed room whatsapp sex talk all day every day was too much. Very nice girl as it goes but there was nowhere left to take things after that. 
What a place, fcukin mental kip, loved it.
 
The night of the Ireland-Italy match in WC94 my sister was in there and went outside for air after Houghton scored. Her boyfriend went outside to look for her to find the feds all over the place as a women had just been murdered. He went mad looking for her but she'd gone back in through the side door.
 
So are these 2 stories connected ? Was she theShocked
I'll ask her LOL
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Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink
So you mistook a tranny but enjoyed it that much you went back for seconds Shocked
It was a football team trip.
Whenever the word 'Nottingham' is mentioned it goes very quiet.
The new players who weren't on the trip don't know why LOL
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Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by DUBLIN DOC DUBLIN DOC wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink
So you mistook a tranny but enjoyed it that much you went back for seconds Shocked
It was a football team trip.
Whenever the word 'Nottingham' is mentioned it goes very quiet.
The new players who weren't on the trip don't know why LOL
Ah Jaysus macker yis could have an absolute great laugh with the team teasing that one out LOL
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The Swan is hell on earth.
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The Swan is hell on earth.
LOLLOLLOL
 
You either get your hole or get shot.
 
If you're lucky you might live.
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Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

The Swan is hell on earth.
LOLLOLLOL
 
You either get your hole or get shot.
 
If you're lucky you might live.
A double wammy would be to be shot in the hole I would say .
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Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink

So at what point did they discover they were actually men??
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Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink

So at what point did they discover they were actually men??

when they thought they were going diving into the bog of allen but instead they ended up getting poked into the eye 
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Originally posted by rossieman rossieman wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

Confused

he didnt do similar in Copenhagen after the play off game and is he a Northy ?
 
Hes from Cookstown, Hes absolutely bananas and no he wasn't at the play off game in Copenhagen. He hasn't been to a game from euro 2012 thankfully as he is hard to keep up with. When he gets a day or two away from the missus he thinks hes 18 again and anyone is fair game, can talk no sense into him.
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Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink

So at what point did they discover they were actually men??
 
This lad knew it was a bloke, as I said he has a thing about women with cocks. Each to their own.
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the swan is a ghastly place altogether.

dodgy coming out of there in the small hours. lots of very shady characters around stockwell tube station.

rough old estate out the back of the smoking area
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There is a difference between being fair game and noshing on another mans flute.
It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
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Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink

So at what point did they discover they were actually men??
 
This lad knew it was a bloke, as I said he has a thing about women with cocks. Each to their own.


He's at the very least bisexual. He might not want to admit it but he is 
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Originally posted by LO SCIENZIATO LO SCIENZIATO wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink

So at what point did they discover they were actually men??

when they thought they were going diving into the bog of allen but instead they ended up getting poked into the eye 
With your complete lack of equipment you could be mistaken for a mangirl 
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Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

Originally posted by LO SCIENZIATO LO SCIENZIATO wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink

So at what point did they discover they were actually men??

when they thought they were going diving into the bog of allen but instead they ended up getting poked into the eye 
With your complete lack of equipment you could be mistaken for a mangirl 

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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

There is a difference between being fair game and noshing on another mans flute.

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