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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote d13dave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Oct 2018 at 5:31pm
good grief - that's a bit suspect.

cant deal with he/shes etc at all give me the heeby jeebies. 

in this day and age i will probably be arrested for saying that. 


 


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It may have taken over 5 years but I think the thread now needs to be renamed "Grim sex stories, etc".

Good jaysus.
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Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

Ah go way ffs LOLLOLLOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Green Devil Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Oct 2018 at 8:40pm
Originally posted by 9fingers 9fingers wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

Ah go way ffs LOLLOLLOL

The best part of the whole post!! LOL
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Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

Confused

he didnt do similar in Copenhagen after the play off game and is he a Northy ?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ShayGivensBum Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2018 at 9:09am
Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

He's gay 
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Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.


Is your mate Alan Partridge  ? 





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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Roberto Baggio Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Oct 2018 at 9:17am
Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

He's gay 
 
LOLLOL
 
Agree.
Its cock that turns him on
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Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

He's gay 
 
LOLLOL
 
Agree.
Its cock that turns him on


Do you know if he has got his wife to use a strap on?


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Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

LOLLOL
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Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

He's gay 

SGB tell us the story again about your long walk along the road to Ennis. 
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Originally posted by lassassinblanc lassassinblanc wrote:

Originally posted by Roberto Baggio Roberto Baggio wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

He's gay 
 
LOLLOL
 
Agree.
Its cock that turns him on


Do you know if he has got his wife to use a strap on?

ffs LOL
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Originally posted by LO SCIENZIATO LO SCIENZIATO wrote:

Originally posted by ShayGivensBum ShayGivensBum wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.

He's gay 

SGB tell us the story again about your long walk along the road to Ennis. 

hahahaha. not until you tell us the story about that time you got your dick out in a photo and everyone laughed  LOL LOLLOL


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Manhole engineering. 

Isn't Jeremy Corbyn quite interested in that?  


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Originally posted by Lostandfound Lostandfound wrote:

Manhole engineering. 

Isn't Jeremy Corbyn quite interested in that?  



if rumours are true Michael D does too. have heard it twice but i don't really buy into it at all 
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Originally posted by d13dave d13dave wrote:

To be fair the first date ended up in the Swan in Stockwell until 4am and i nearly did the old banjo string on the 3rd date having a leisurely mooch around brown town. There wasn't a 4th date literally was nothing left to do. she was an absolute loon in the bed room whatsapp sex talk all day every day was too much. Very nice girl as it goes but there was nowhere left to take things after that. 
What a place, fcukin mental kip, loved it.
 
The night of the Ireland-Italy match in WC94 my sister was in there and went outside for air after Houghton scored. Her boyfriend went outside to look for her to find the feds all over the place as a women had just been murdered. He went mad looking for her but she'd gone back in through the side door.
 
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Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
Two mates of mine pulled two trans genders (unknown to them) in Nottingham.
 
Both said it was the best ride they ever had.
 
Lads, don't knock it til you try it Wink
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Originally posted by Gary McKay Gary McKay wrote:

Originally posted by d13dave d13dave wrote:

To be fair the first date ended up in the Swan in Stockwell until 4am and i nearly did the old banjo string on the 3rd date having a leisurely mooch around brown town. There wasn't a 4th date literally was nothing left to do. she was an absolute loon in the bed room whatsapp sex talk all day every day was too much. Very nice girl as it goes but there was nowhere left to take things after that. 
What a place, fcukin mental kip, loved it.
 
The night of the Ireland-Italy match in WC94 my sister was in there and went outside for air after Houghton scored. Her boyfriend went outside to look for her to find the feds all over the place as a women had just been murdered. He went mad looking for her but she'd gone back in through the side door.
 
So are these 2 stories connected ? Was she theShocked
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