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9fingers
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That wan who stabbed Andy?
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BigStrongMan
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton The lighter coloured grass is painted Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Status: Offline Points: 8316 |
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Whats the thread about the stabbing incident called?
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DUBLIN DOC
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LO SCIENZIATO
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"SGB - Room 401" it's called
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ShayGivensBum
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I thought you were banned from this site for life??
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Bob Hoskins
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oh right Trandy is Tranny
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Romario 2016: And the ticket mafia gets caught! Well, four years ago I had already told the government.
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LO SCIENZIATO
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one of the mods is a Rover's fan. Life means about 2 years
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t_rAndy
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In name and spirit
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bogball88
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Was at a house party after a night out a few years ago in the Holylands when I was a student. Ran out of beers so one of lads said go up to his room upstairs and there’s a box. So I went up the stairs but into the wrong room, where his housemate was pulling himself off whilst his bird at the time was behind him milking his prostate, with what I thought was a surgical glove on, but later turned out to be from a box of veterinary gloves his aul lad used on the farm
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Trap junior
Robbie Keane YBIG Minister of Doom & Gloom Joined: 25 Jan 2010 Location: Irish Riviera Status: Offline Points: 39751 |
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I'd say that would be a fairly awkward moment making small talk the next time you saw them |
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bogball88
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Bold as brass he was. He said them Armagh girls are filthy and into some weird stuff- until he realised I seen the glove
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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In a nightclub in Carlow in my early 20's there so going back a good few years and got chatting to a wan just as the club was closing.
She said what are you doing after? So I said f**k all, thinking there was a house party or something planned. When she grabbed my hand and said come outside! Walked outside with her anyway, when she brought me down a dark alley behind the local sex shop right across from the nightclub. Started kissing her away and she got really into it, within 2 minutes she had pulled down my trousers and was like "f**k me" so I pulled out a condom and wrapped my John Thomas and started doing the business. Finished up about 15/20 minutes later, thought nothing out it and kissed her goodbye. Two of my mates collected me along the main street in town, I hopped in. One of them turned to chat to me in the back, "you're covered in blood man, look at your hand and trousers" I was like what? I looked down and there was blood allover me, checked the boxers same story. The bitch never told me she was on her period |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
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Trap junior
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Like a red rag to a bull I'd say
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bogball88
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15/20 minutes
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Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."
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9fingers
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Are you not only in your late 20s!?
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BigStrongMan
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