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LO SCIENZIATO
Liam Brady Fucknut Of The Year Joined: 24 Aug 2018 Status: Offline Points: 1520 |
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same thing happened to me years ago wan paddy's night about 15 years ago. know this bird through mutual friends. so ended up in the back of a car park. fingered the box off her as she wouldn't go any further. woke up the next morning with my jeans and hands destroyed in blood. anytime i saw her when out after that i'd roar at her "gwan ya dirty bitch" and she give ya a cheeky smile. so anyway i f**ked off to oz and never saw her again till about a year ago when i was back home playing with my club. was talking to one of the lads after the game. i seen her coming across the field. my mate says to me " this is my wife" i so want to shout at her " gwan ya dirty bitch" and she was f**king morto
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34721 |
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East Belfast. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton The lighter coloured grass is painted Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Status: Offline Points: 8316 |
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I was just going to ask the same thing That carry on wouldnt surprise me up there either
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton The lighter coloured grass is painted Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Status: Offline Points: 8316 |
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Mid 20's I would have said myself ???
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Steve Amsterdam
Jack Charlton I love buses Joined: 06 Jan 2009 Location: Amsterdam Status: Offline Points: 7381 |
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Painfull reading some of these
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Molly Malone's pub- The home of YBIG in Amsterdam!
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ConorMac77
Ray Houghton Joined: 22 Apr 2015 Location: Newry Status: Offline Points: 3659 |
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Jesus, you can't take those culchies anywhere.
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The nation holds it's breath...YES, WE'RE THERE!!!
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t_rAndy
Robbie Keane Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 26161 |
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I have a similar situation in terms of one of me best mates ended up marrying a bird who a few of us including me had also had a go off before he settled down with her. In fact his first night with her was after I had banged her earlier in the night (was actually the night of the Ireland vs Germany robbie Keane last minute in 2002). We are all great mates still including his wife with mine (I never actually told my wife because I remember my ex knew about it and always caused awkwardness between my ex and me mates missus.) Now it's just an unspoken of awkwardness!
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34721 |
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I remember back in the day, a mate of mine met this bird and he was f**king locked, brought her back to the gaf and rode her in the brown.
The thing is, he went around telling everyone and anyone who would listen about it. He married her a few years later. But every dog on the street knows he she took it in the brown on the first date . |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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Gaz
Moderator Group You'll always be Gazsh to me. Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 11545 |
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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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30 now since September
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
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Croftman
Liam Brady Joined: 18 Aug 2014 Status: Offline Points: 2554 |
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Met at young one on a night out when in college. Back to hers, she wouldn't go upstairs and wanted to do it on the couch so thought fair enough and fired away. When finished went upstairs to the jacks and saw people asleep in the rooms. Back downstairs and asked does she share with many students, she replies real casually "They're not students, that's the parents and little brother". Heard a movement in the room overhead then so said fook that and took off!
Another night I pulled one of the best looking birds in the class. We were both hammered and I was actually shocked when we went back to hers. Into the bed and pumped away for a couple of minutes but was wasting my time, too pissed. Anyway, woke up the next morning and thought she'd just ask me to be on my way but she says "are you going to finish what you started last night?"...you're fooking right I am love and, knowing it'd probably never happen again, gave her a serious going over. Definitely the best ride I've ever had Apart from the obvious happiness that came on the walk home, half the class had seen us leave together which was wonderful Last one. Had a friend who met a girl one night years back and they went to the hotel down the road from the club. Next morning he was trying to sneak out of the room, she woke and he just said he was going to get them some coffee. Out the door he went and legged it up the street, left yer one there and with the bill to pay too. He avoided going into the town for about 2 months after
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Some people just deserve a slap
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d13dave
Liam Brady Joined: 07 Sep 2012 Location: Dublin Status: Offline Points: 2389 |
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A few years back in London after a boozy second date in Tayaabs - institution of a curryhouse over here- got her back to mine and she insisted on giving me a rimjob as part of the depraved filth that went on over two drunken hours.
Brave girl after i had polished off 4 beers half a bottle of red 6 lamb chops a load a few seekh kebabs a karahi lamb naan and pilau rice. Also has my Christmas party the night before and was ripping out farts all day pre curry binge. To be fair the first date ended up in the Swan in Stockwell until 4am and i nearly did the old banjo string on the 3rd date having a leisurely mooch around brown town. There wasn't a 4th date literally was nothing left to do. she was an absolute loon in the bed room whatsapp sex talk all day every day was too much. Very nice girl as it goes but there was nowhere left to take things after that. |
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LO SCIENZIATO
Liam Brady Fucknut Of The Year Joined: 24 Aug 2018 Status: Offline Points: 1520 |
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I'd say Baldrick is pulling the plum off himself reading these stories
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton The lighter coloured grass is painted Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Status: Offline Points: 8316 |
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Get married? Edited by ShayGivensBum - 25 Oct 2018 at 1:28pm |
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 34721 |
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Why was this bird? I'd love a go of her |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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Claret Murph
Paul McGrath Hmmm, Goodness, I must say Joined: 16 Apr 2009 Location: Tibet Status: Offline Points: 15686 |
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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PaulB
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 08 Aug 2017 Location: Co. Armagh Status: Offline Points: 267 |
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Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
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Denis Irwin
Robbie Keane Stay Home & watch Lethal Weapon Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Location: Ath Cliath Status: Offline Points: 37886 |
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f**king hell
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Eamonn Dunphy:"I'll tell you who wrote it, Rod Liddle, he's the guy who ran away and left his wife for a young one".
Bill O'Herlihy: Ah ye can't be saying that now Eamonn |
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