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Sono
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El_nino
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I was shown a pic last night, she's a cracker |
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Johnner
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My first time was on a family holiday at pontins when I was to young to understand what was happening. My sister was hanging around with this girl from Liverpool who was about 12 or 13 at the time. I was only 11 or 12 . I remember she was a good bit older and I anyway. She tells me to come up to her parents chalet that night and when I did she gives me a bottle of beer and invited me into the bedroom . I hadnt a clue what was going on but I just remember she pulled my trousers off and started to get on top of me and move up and down and moan . I can't remember much about it after that really. I think it must have frightened the sh*t out of me really cause i think I blanked it out until I thought of it just now haha .
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Baldrick
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Did she present Its a Knockout
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AKA pedantic kunt
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Trap junior
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Was it Lilly Savage? |
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ShayGivensBum
Jack Charlton The lighter coloured grass is painted Joined: 24 Aug 2010 Status: Offline Points: 8316 |
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Are you serious or just messing?
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Johnner
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 11 Apr 2012 Location: dublin Status: Offline Points: 288 |
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Deadly serious , wouldn't make that up. She was obviously mad or something though. I actually think she might have been even older like 14 or so.
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Sham157
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Finger banging a bird when I was 13 or 14 and I asked her for blow job. She proceeded to kiss my cock peck on the cheek style repeatedly. Needless to say she was shocked when I rammed it in her mouth.
Another time, much older at 17, I was in Benalmadena. Out with the lads in 24 hour square, I hooked up with this bird from Galway called Mary. She wanks me in the nightclub, then we head down the beach. Once finished on the beach, were walking back to the club. Of course being the gentleman that I was, I was outa there into a taxi back to the apartment. The lads were back there by now with a couple of women drinking away. When I walked in they fell around laughing. Anyway I went to go in for a shower being converted in sand, looks into the mirror and realised that not only was I covered in sand, but my face was covered in yer wans monthly juices. |
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Baldrick
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Deisedevil wont be happy |
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AKA pedantic kunt
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El_nino
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Jaysus Sham
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Sham157
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I know |
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horsebox
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How old were you? What you are describing is usually called rape. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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Denis Irwin
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Good jaysus
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Johnner
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I was 11 I think. Yea she was mad for it and I didn't really understand what I was supposed to do. Just lid there in shock haha. I will check with my mam which years we went there cause we were there a few times but I know I was not any older than eleven at he time. She was a year or two older and I remember she dumped me towards the end of the holiday and went of with an older lad from blanch and he was about 15 haha. I'd say he was lamping her out of it do the rest of his holiday .
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eire32
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horsebox
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Don't know if this is true or not but I thought it was funny, so always remember it.
Anyway, a lad I worked with years ago, he was giving this bird a diddy wank and left a skid mark on her belly. |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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ShayGivensBum
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