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brianie
Roy Keane Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Location: Bray Status: Offline Points: 11508 |
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It doesnt work on Blokes Gaz
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ITS KEANE YES
YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time |
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horsebox
Robbie Keane Born n bred in darndale. Joined: 03 Feb 2010 Location: Ireland Status: Online Points: 34724 |
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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daffyp
Liam Brady Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 1596 |
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There's an auld saying, that the people that talk about it all the time, ain't actually getting that much at all....... Just saying like................
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seanyshuffler
Jack Charlton PM snitch Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 9535 |
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Hold on a second........these stories aren't funny at all.
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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I have a flthy humour, i mean i talk about sex and just random sh*t in regard to women non-stop! It's always a feast or a famine for me, haven't got a ride in 4 weeks and in that week leading upto the drought i managed to pull 3 women in the space of a week! Went out Monday night and Wednesday night in Carlow this week, got a few kisses alright! Had the chance to ride this one, but i wasn't having it (for once) |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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+1 Go on seany throw out a funny story there.
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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PanteirA
Jack Charlton Joined: 29 Jul 2012 Location: Ciarrai Status: Offline Points: 6744 |
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When I was 21 as I was fingering a girl during foreplay , she left off a hugh fart as she was about to come. Since I was doing it from behind her , my finger was got the full whack of it. I carried on without a moments hesitation as she said excuse me
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colemanY2K
Roy Keane Fresh minty breath Joined: 01 Mar 2010 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 14959 |
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I can only assume a Kerry woman
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"One of the dominant facts in English life during the past three quarters of a century has been the decay of ability in the ruling class." Orwell, 1942.
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colemanY2K
Roy Keane Fresh minty breath Joined: 01 Mar 2010 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 14959 |
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Eh no...more like vomit |
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"One of the dominant facts in English life during the past three quarters of a century has been the decay of ability in the ruling class." Orwell, 1942.
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9fingers
Paul McGrath Ballymun Resident #MONKEANO Joined: 30 Jan 2010 Status: Online Points: 16075 |
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MJD
Liam Brady Joined: 31 Jul 2011 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 1921 |
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Edited by MJD - 22 Oct 2018 at 2:17pm |
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17 International Caps
16 International Goals COYFIG |
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The Huntacha
Roy Keane Joined: 27 Mar 2012 Location: Dubai Status: Offline Points: 12704 |
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Fell asleep in a bird on a lads holiday in Crete, was absolutely bolloxed drunk!
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Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."
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seanyshuffler
Jack Charlton PM snitch Joined: 09 Jun 2011 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 9535 |
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In or on?
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The Huntacha
Roy Keane Joined: 27 Mar 2012 Location: Dubai Status: Offline Points: 12704 |
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Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
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Cabra Hoop
Roy Keane Joined: 06 Feb 2012 Location: Royal County Status: Offline Points: 10781 |
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A good few years ago myself and a few of my mates were out on the lash when one of the lads cops this quare one. He goes back to her "free gaff" in finglas and they get down to business on the couch. There going mad at it when the door opens and in comes your womans father carrying a golf club. My mate scarpers out of the gaff with his balls just about intact. So the following morning he is telling us all this as were getting ready for a match and were all cracking up. We head on to the pitch and my mate (who was the captain) comes over and asks me to go up and to the toss-up. "Why" i asked. "Because the ref is that f**king slappers old fella"........... |
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" BFC always gives me a laugh........ "
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AntrimMan
Jack Charlton YBIG's resident Nordy/London Hipster Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Location: Christmas Island Status: Offline Points: 9442 |
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Brilliant
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Just saying like
Jack Charlton The truth is out there Joined: 23 Mar 2013 Location: World Wide Web Status: Offline Points: 5045 |
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Is this just my paranoia again, Baldy, or is this cad trying to implicate me in some way in these sordid juvenile behind the bike shed stories. Cue an avalanche of pm's to the mods. |
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