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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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Posted: 02 May 2013 at 7:30pm |
Any funny stories/experiences?
Edited by Green Devil - 02 May 2013 at 11:17pm |
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
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nvidic
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gwan sure you're dying to tell us yours!
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Pipkin
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Finally a thread Baldrick wont be able to contribute to
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brianie
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There might be a few in the same boat Kerzy, mainly due to long term memory problems
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ITS KEANE YES
YBIG You Can Please some of the People Some of the Time But Not All of The People All of The Time |
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novice
Kevin Kilbane Joined: 30 Oct 2009 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 191 |
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Was 15, the bird at the times parents were going Wexford and she was staying in her mates but I was only getting back from America that day so we were going "cinema" before she met up with her mate. We were in the gaf about to do the deed when her phone rang. Was her mother. Bird panicked and said we were at the cinema and the ma copped we weren't. Her aunt lived around the corner so we legged it Eddie Rockets in case she knocked around. Bout 90 mins later, strolled back no sign so good to go again. Just finished and off the bed facing the door grabbing my jocks when the bedroom door opened. The ma and sister! I bolted past them and out of the gaf no idea where her old man was! Thankfully he didnt come back! never factoored in the commute back from Wexford. Her, Her Ma and Her sister all saw me bollock for the first time same day. Unbreakable Bond!
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Gary McKay
Roy Keane Yo Adrian Joined: 21 Jul 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 13816 |
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Did you do the ma and sister at a later date ?
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hulkhogan
Liam Brady Joined: 23 Sep 2009 Status: Offline Points: 2201 |
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blw my load in literally 3 seconds on my first real ride. my actual first one was a brasser who I took Viagra for and didn't blw at all, she was lethal too
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Whacha gonna do
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Claret Murph
Paul McGrath Hmmm, Goodness, I must say Joined: 16 Apr 2009 Location: Tibet Status: Offline Points: 15690 |
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Lansdowne Road debut aged 52 and 201 days .
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Baldrick
Robbie Keane Peyton-tly Pedantic Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 32518 |
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AKA pedantic kunt
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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Nothing too mad tbh, ended up lobbing it into some one down a lane at the back of a pub in Carlow called the Tavern! Only had it in for a number of seconds so it wasn't a great experience. I ended up getting a blowie aswell though
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
Eamonn Dunphy on Glenn Whelan |
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Del-Piero
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this lacked a long unnecessary incredibly detailed intro from IrishMUFC
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colemanY2K
Roy Keane Fresh minty breath Joined: 01 Mar 2010 Location: London Status: Offline Points: 14959 |
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did it in my brothers bed...needless to say he wasn't best pleased. First and only time he's done the laundry
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"One of the dominant facts in English life during the past three quarters of a century has been the decay of ability in the ruling class." Orwell, 1942.
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Green Devil
Robbie Keane Aye Kes, I've pissed me-self again Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Location: Barbados Status: Offline Points: 22173 |
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+1 Del Piero!
Priceless Mr Coleman, what a hero Feck it'll change the title of the thread to "sex stories"
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"He drives two Ferraris; I think he's a very lucky lad to have 50 caps for Ireland,"
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kevincronin2000
Jack Charlton Cork Airport Dogging Administrator Joined: 17 Aug 2009 Location: P. Rep of Cork Status: Offline Points: 5280 |
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late starter in life......
some german bird jumped on top of me in some hotel room in Kusadasi, I just lay there
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time is the stuff that life is made of, don't waste it.
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Gaz
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Johnny split. Panic stations and my 1st trip to the chemist for the morning after pill
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I dont email the count anymore, its been 9 months : ( He even sent me a YBIG scarf for my Birthday
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Baldrick
Robbie Keane Peyton-tly Pedantic Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 32518 |
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Why, did you not make him come |
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AKA pedantic kunt
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drog addict
Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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Da got me two brazzers for me sixteenth. Great rides altogether. One even stuck her finger up me hole while the other played with herself in the corner.
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Chips don't bounce
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drog addict
Jack Charlton Castleknocker Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Location: Sunnyvale Status: Offline Points: 6821 |
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I wish, fat mess of a yoke (who the lads knick named the horse) in a telephone box in the middle of Tralee when I was sixteen. I would say the helmet was barely even in when I shot me load. High fives all round from the lads after even though she was a ditchpig.
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Chips don't bounce
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