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    Posted: 21 May 2020 at 11:58am
Originally posted by Gabrieléire Gabrieléire wrote:

Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Don't know if this is true or not but I thought it was funny, so always remember it.

Anyway, a lad I worked with years ago, he was giving this bird a diddy wank and left a skid mark on her belly.


laughed out loud at this sitting in work LOLLOLLOL hilarious 
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Originally posted by ShamtheRam ShamtheRam wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
This. 

He's defo gay.

It's not a chick with a d*ck, it's a fella with t!ts.
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Don't know if this is true or not but I thought it was funny, so always remember it.

Anyway, a lad I worked with years ago, he was giving this bird a diddy wank and left a skid mark on her belly.


laughed out loud at this sitting in work LOLLOLLOL hilarious 
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Originally posted by ShamtheRam ShamtheRam wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
This. 

He's defo gay.

That sound a bit like, I’m not gay but my boyfriend is.

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Originally posted by ShamtheRam ShamtheRam wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
This. 

He's defo gay.
And also a bit of a ****.
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Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Mate of mine done a bit of manhole engineering in Thailand on his stag with a ladyboy. Said she/he was the best ride hes ever had. Was at it for 3 nights in a row for hours until his lanyard was more or less broken. Wouldn't be something I would be willing to try. Claims hes not gay but the idea of a woman with a tool really does it for him.
This. 

He's defo gay.
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Originally posted by The Huntacha The Huntacha wrote:

You mean your one having to get the fella's foreskin removed from her @rse in hospital isn't true?Shocked

It was actually one of his testicles. 
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You mean your one having to get the fella's foreskin removed from her @rse in hospital isn't true?Shocked
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Originally posted by Zinedine Kilbane 110 Zinedine Kilbane 110 wrote:

Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:

I would have doubts about those two stories (foreskin ripping off and the cock imprint vaseline one) as they sound like something from an American toilet humour teen comedy. That or they must be seriously embellished tbh.  

I can swear on my life the Vaseline one is true. I know the guy well. Pure animal. 

Americans wouldn’t come up with that. Sure they don’t play snooker! 

Fair enough.It's probably more believable than the foreskin ripping off one.
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Originally posted by irishmufc irishmufc wrote:

I would have doubts about those two stories (foreskin ripping off and the cock imprint vaseline one) as they sound like something from an American toilet humour teen comedy. That or they must be seriously embellished tbh.  

I can swear on my life the Vaseline one is true. I know the guy well. Pure animal. 

Americans wouldn’t come up with that. Sure they don’t play snooker! 

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Originally posted by I play the banjo I play the banjo wrote:

Originally posted by Croftman Croftman wrote:

LOLLOLLOL

Did the ex get in touch after about it all?

Ah yes of course, had planty more nights with her in there.

Had a good few enjoyable months after that LOL 

That same local is also a hotel, and is sometimes used as a base for american air hostesses.
They are crazy. Met one there one night (20 years my senior again, i must have a problem) and next time she was over she was staying in a spot 20 mins away from me, she was out in a pub there, got a taxi to where im from, picked me up, then brought me back out to the hotel she was staying in, taxi was 50 quid by the end of it LOL Back at the hotel anyway and it was the craziest sh*t ive ever seen, a load of american army lads and the airline crew in a big room full of alcohol and pizzas. Couple of hours later and the place was like the inside of a Berlin nightclub. Your one even gave me 50 quid for my taxi home after breakfast the next morning Clap
Reading back on all these..


This lad has ended two stories with women handing him money. Hes a male brazzer LOL
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I would have doubts about those two stories (foreskin ripping off and the cock imprint vaseline one) as they sound like something from an American toilet humour teen comedy. That or they must be seriously embellished tbh.  
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Originally posted by alihau41 alihau41 wrote:

went to a mixed school, so had the benefit of trying to get the ride as an after school activity in one of the classrooms. this bird a year ahead of us took a shining to one of my mates, so after school one day, she took him down to one of the back classrooms that you can't see into, but if someone walks in there's nowhere to hide. it was her time of the month, so was happy enough for him to pot her brown. didn't have any lube or johnny, so his joy of getting the ride in a classroom for the first time was subsided by the fact that it was dry as f**k and she was smashing down on his banjo.
anyway, the teacher that holds her class in that room everyday came back to collect something, only to see this going on. your one gets a serious fright and jumps off my mate, taking his foreskin with her. he lets out a proper shriek, blood is everywhere, tears pouring down his face. ambulance called, and any students that were still around saw this chap being walked up the corridor by two paramedics, blubbering away. your one had to join him in the ambulance, and had to have his foreskin pulled from her arse. don't think he's gone for the brown since

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Originally posted by Zinedine Kilbane 110 Zinedine Kilbane 110 wrote:

A friend of mine was back at some Northie birds place. They did the no pants dance and she asked him to go for the backdoors and there was a tub of vaseline in the drawer.
So over he goes and pulls opens the draw and sees a large tub of vaseline. He opens it up and there was a c0ck imprint in the tub.... fect it he says, chalks up and proceeds as planned.


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Originally posted by bogball88 bogball88 wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

a few videos knocking around now of yer wan😬

Of Doc's quare wan?
LOL honestly don’t think she’d even care, you’d want to see the dirty sanchez that was left on the new glass doors in the extension LOL
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Originally posted by bogball88 bogball88 wrote:

Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

a few videos knocking around now of yer wan😬

Of Doc's quare wan?
LOL honestly don’t think she’d even care, you’d want to see the dirty sanchez that was left on the new glass doors in the extension LOL

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