Peeling back the helmet

While Im making a cxxt of myself, I might as well bring this one up.Never really had much awareness of knobcheese accumulation under the ridge of the helmet in my teen years but I remember an ex giving me a blowjob,when she whipped out the flute and peeled it back ruthlessly like the SS with a banana, I got a whiff of cheese. Thankfully it was her rather than me on having to proceed with the blowjob . I actually never knew that cheese would accumulate under your ridge within your foreskin. When I said it to one of the lads about washing helmets, I said it's sore when you peel back in the shower. His reply when I asked him did he not think it was sore?! (I asked him 2010) He goes "Ya when I was 10 years old"

are you high?

I thought we had passed this phase of people trying to outdo one another with sh*t, penis-related threads. Quality

nvidic wrote: are you high?

Holy mother of jaysus, stop posting if this is the sh*t you come up with which you think is funny

I got a laugh outta that

Sono wrote: Holy mother of jaysus, stop posting if this is the sh*t you come up with which you think is funny

Thing is Sono, there's been loads of these disgusting pissing,wetting,sh*tting threads but I dont remember ya giving off about them. if qman (or any of the other posters that you probably know) for instance this up you wouldntve said anything.

My sense of humour is alot more high brow than this thread. It's not to be taken serious

Edited by irishmufc - 27 Apr 2013 at 10:31am

Qman or others posts things as a joke, you are being deadly serious which is the funniest part of your post, big difference lad

Wash your feckin knob man and be done with it.