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Metal Paul
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Good man TJ!
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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The Huntacha
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Pulled this polish bird in Boston last night and brought her back to our hotel. Was sharing the room with 2 other lads who I thought were asleep but seen and heard the whole thing, your one was mortified when they said it to her this morning
Have brought birds home before and got away with it but got caught one time and the aul one went mental so didn't do it again. Off topic but a few years ago I had a posh wank and thought I'd got rid of the johnnie but I'd left it in the jacks in my house. Aul one finds it and starts telling me that I shouldn't be bringing girls back to the house. Rather than have to go through the shame of saying I was pulling the stomach out of myself I just said sorry |
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Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."
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horsebox
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Why would somebody have a wank with a johnny on? I just don't get it.
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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FREEWHEELER
Robbie Keane sPICE UP YOUR LIFE Gwan MONROY Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 24595 |
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A curious wan indeed.
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We'll never die, we'll never die, we'll keep the Green Flag flying high......Shamrock Rovers will never die, we'll keep the Green Flag Flying high. 19 Leagues and 25 Cups.....
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The Huntacha
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I can guarantee there are plenty others on this that have done the same before, it's hardly a new concept.
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Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."
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You try it when you are fourteen, realise it is sh*te and that johnny may have have been useful further down the line and never do it again.
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Baldrick
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Maybe he has warts on his hand
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AKA pedantic kunt
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eire32
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Posh wanks are the sh*t.
And with johnnys available in the euroshops it's as cheap as a tissue |
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The Huntacha
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I was about 17 when I did it, it's a waste of a johnnie so hasn't been a regular occurrence. |
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Jimmy Bullard - "Favorite band? Elastic."
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Gary McKay
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Cling film comes in handy too. |
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DUBLIN DOC
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sheasy
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Fantastic read, this thread. The amount of utter bullsh*t being spoken is only half as funny as lads genuinely being in awe of the blokes speaking said utter tripe.
Most entertaining thread for a long time. |
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Jessica Rabbit
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Ewww you dirty beast
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DUBLIN DOC
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cm79
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Bump
Some cracking stories on this thread.
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horsebox
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Some fine bumping.
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It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me, He wouldn't set me free, So he kept me soul for ransom. na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. I'm a sailor man from Glasgow to |
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seanyshuffler
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Some fine spoofing here too.
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