Naas Auction

Cant argue with the bonds assessment.

As erimus & I are the only 2 here who are actually entitled to sl*g off the shortgrass with any degree of insider knowledge, I think he'll be ok with it. 

erimus wont be happy with that summary of kildare BV!

further to reading BV's observation of the auction, i'll give it a miss so

I'd advise any skangers heading down to beware. Merlin's isnt in Naas exactly, it's in Hillbilly country, on the Rathangan road off the motorway.

(As we all know, the C.I.A. handbook rates places ending in "angan" to be even more backwards as places ending in "istan". And twice as dangerous. U.S. Marines quite happily saunter shirtless through the Afghan mountains. Do you see the US army patrolling Kildangan? Do you buggery. There are certain shltholes where even Uncle sam fears to tread.)

The auction is actually miles away from Naas "town" (which isn't a town per se, more a long depressing strip of pubs,  staffed and frequented by exclusively by 1916 veterans, and a post office which first appears to be a front for a Slavic knocking-shop, but later turns out to be just a drop-in centre for Under 14's and their children) and is in fact, some distance in the opposite direction to Naas when you take the junction 10 turn off.

I'd actually wonder if this isnt a rogue garda plot to assemble all the greedy skangers in one place, and let God deal out some justice, as there isn't any civilization within screaming distance.

Any wide-screen tellies or industrial microwaves you buy are in danger of being taken from you forcible at arrow-point by marauding gangs of barefoot red-headed stepchildren in dungarees, who say "Sau-ha-jez" and "wa-her" instead of "sausages" and "water", and it should be worth noting that "City-boy's bum bums" ranked highly on the "pastimes and activites" section of the last census form results for this area.

don't say you weren't warned.

B.Villain
Hillbilly reconnaissance (Kildare Division)

God is always capitalised hoskins when you are talking about God himself the deity. in this case i reckon it needs to be "Thank God" but as this is only a forum you cant be checking every bloody thing.

Justice Shark wrote: t_rAndy wrote: I was about to say when I was writing that it's not much better than mine. I am terrible. Thank god for spelling and grammar. God has a capital G Andy every little helps !!

Not really Justice..read any book some cap God some don't.

I was about to say when I was writing that it's not much better than mine. I am terrible. Thank god for spelling and grammar.

haha good man SH!!!