40 Great Insults
1) She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back.
2) Look's like she's been ducking for apples in a chip pan.
3) Had more hands up her than sooty!
4) She's got a face like a dog licking piss off a nettle.
5) It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
6) She's got a face that could make an onion cry.
7) I wouldn't ride her into battle.
8) Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege.
9) I wouldn't do her with a rusty pole.
10) More chins than a Chinese phone book.
11) She smells like an alkies carpet.
12) She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician.
13) It's like shagging a pail of water.
14) It's like shagging the sleeve off a wizard's cloak!
15) She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher.
16) Fanny like a ripped out fireplace.
17) Face like a sand blasted tomato.
18) Arse like a bag of washing.
19) She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant.
20) She 's seen more helmets than Hitler.
21) Face like a stuntman's knee.
22) She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab.
23) She's seen more cockends than weekends.
24) A face like a painter's radio.
25) Fanny like a clown's pocket.
26) Fanny like a Hippo's yawn.
27) She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out.
28) She's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her Mother.
29) I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet.
30) She's done more le ngths than Duncan Goodhew.
31) She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo.
32) Even the tide wouldn't take her out.
33) Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard.
34) Handled more balls than Dino Zoff.
35) Piss flaps like John Wayne's saddle bags.
36) She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout
37) Faces like she's been ram raiding on scooters.
38) She's seen more stiffs than Quincy!
39) She's seen more cokes than a bottle of Bacardi!
40) Cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun.
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