Garth Crooks team of the week

He did call Mane's goal the best individual goal he had seen in years,which does pretty much confirm that he actually watches f*ck all football

Garth hasn't been funny this season but he has his moments of old form

just had a read over his team of the week. he barely mentions anything about the actual performances...for instance, look at the comments on mata. mata obviously is selected in the team, but rather than mention anything about his display vs Watford, he talks smack about how mourinho has always mistreated him and now that he is playing so well, it looks like mourinho is going to sell him in the summer. how the f**k does this lad actually have a job?

Never forget the time he put Steven Caulker as one of his defenders in his team of the week despite Cardiff conceding 5 goals because he scored twice

Comparing Gabbiadini to Pippo Inzaghi 

He couldn't lace the boots of the player who laces Pippo's boots whoever that may be

Smalling makes it in this week for his "sheer mental strength". Would have thought performance would matter a fair bit, but obviously not with Garth

Pogba's hairstyle has had more mentions this season than anything else, its hilarious how much it grates with garth!

From his team of the week this week. Partridge-esque the last bit. Fernandinho: Regular readers will know what I think of this lad. Fernandinho is everything Paul Pogba should be. In fact if Pogba had what Fernandinho had, Manchester City would have suffered far more sleepless nights this season - and not just the one they suffered a few weeks ago at the hands of the mercurial Frenchman. Against a very ordinary West Ham, Fernandinho was as regular and as dependable as Greenwich Mean Time. You can't get more dependable than that.

Edited by Roberto Baggio - 30 Apr 2018 at 9:18am