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eire32
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Posted: 29 Oct 2012 at 9:52pm |
My Missus got a brilliant Halloween costume.
She's wearing a leotard and no make up |
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eire32
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Well Goys that was a quick year. Time to gets this halloween show back on the road!!!
(Lets start off with one for all the goys in galway!)
I got so sick of the trick or treaters at Halloween that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.
f**k the ships. My lighthouse, my rules....... --------------------------------------------------------------
I won't be getting any trick-or-treaters this Halloween.
I've boarded up my windows and spray painted "paedo scum" on my front door. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There were so many vampires at my Halloween party I lost Count.
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Ryanair pilot Paddy is flying into Manchester.
The plane is in trouble, so he calls the tower and says, "HELP! HELP! Easter, News Year's Eve, Bank holiday Monday, Pancake Tuesday, Halloween, Bonfire night!" A voice comes back and says, "For f**k's sake, Paddy, it's Mayday.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Barry
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vintage eire32 ,complete dig sh*t
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jackshat
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The third one is witty.
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It's Jack Shat
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Trap junior
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I dont even get most of them
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Pied Piper to: Baldrick, Brendan 88, 9Fingers, Borussia and more...
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farfar
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Third one was fairly good to be fair.
Edited by farfar - 31 Oct 2011 at 1:02pm |
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Better than usual to be fair...
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Metal Paul
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Woeful.
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"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny, just guys with tits."
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Guf10
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Not too bad
Second one is good
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2 in a row, 2 in a row, 2 in a row
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BigStrongMan
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Roberto Baggio
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why are u putting smileys after these jokes, do u actually find them funny?
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eire32
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won first prize at the Halloween party for best costume which was male genitalia.
I never even entered. I just went to pick my wife up and forgot to take off my bluetooth headset.. ................................................................................................. I've been invited to a Halloween fancy dress party this weekend.
I've decided to go as a Muslim with a backpack. doesn't come much f**king scarier than that. does it? ..............................................................................................
Just put a sign on my front door saying go to the back door, and a sign on my back door saying, thats your trick now f**k off!!
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I just spent the evening carving out my pumpkin's face....
About time the fat **** smiled ..............................................................................................................
That's it, I've got my doorbell wired up to the mains...TRICK or Treat - you little bastards!
Thanks guys you have being a great audience!
Edited by eire32 - 31 Oct 2011 at 11:44am |
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