Gazza's Poem For Sir Bobby |
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Siralex
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Posted: 08 Aug 2011 at 11:47am |
Has anyone read this. The poem Paul Gascoigne wrote for Sir Bobby Robson?
I don't know whether to laugh at the hilarity of it, or to feel really sorry for Gazza! Here it is: To Sir Bobby from Daft as a Brush When I was 12 I met a man called Bobby, It was in Ipswich in a lobby, At first I seen him he just smiled with such glee, I knew he was the man for me, He was a great man, Even better than Peter Pan, He looked after me for so many years, He was like a tree with the fruit of the pears, I know he's above, And I'll always be his son like the feathers of a dove, He has now passed away, But every night I say a little pray, For the great man Sir Bobby he will be missed, I've kept okay and hope not to get p****d I will never forget you for as long as I live, You gave me a chance, I started to bounce, There are no rules for loving and sharing, But hearts beat faster when someone is caring. Love Gazza |
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LEAVE GAZZA ALONE!
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Good jaysus!!
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It's heartfelt, but a pretty poor literary effort. It was written two years ago to try and raise a few bob for Bobby Robson's memorial charity.
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its like a poem from mr deeds! shocking!
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Gascoigne is scum
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A real infantile effort there but his intentions were good. You're right Alex a bit of
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"He was a great man, Even better than Peter Pan"That is the single greatest piece of poetry I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. |
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Thats hilarious
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The heartfelt sentiment is there no doubt, but it's bloody funny as f**k.
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