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    Posted: 08 Aug 2011 at 11:47am
Has anyone read this.  The poem Paul Gascoigne wrote for Sir Bobby Robson?

I don't know whether to laugh at the hilarity of it, or to feel really sorry for Gazza!

Here it is:

To Sir Bobby from Daft as a Brush

When I was 12 I met a man called Bobby,

It was in Ipswich in a lobby,

At first I seen him he just smiled with such glee,

I knew he was the man for me,

He was a great man,

Even better than Peter Pan,

He looked after me for so many years,

He was like a tree with the fruit of the pears,

I know he's above,

And I'll always be his son like the feathers of a dove,

He has now passed away,

But every night I say a little pray,

For the great man Sir Bobby he will be missed,

I've kept okay and hope not to get p****d

I will never forget you for as long as I live,

You gave me a chance,

I started to bounce,

There are no rules for loving and sharing,

But hearts beat faster when someone is caring.

Love Gazza


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LEAVE GAZZA ALONE!
 
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Good jaysus!!EmbarrassedConfusedLOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Stoked Up Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Aug 2011 at 12:32pm
It's heartfelt, but a pretty poor literary effort. It was written two years ago to try and raise a few bob for Bobby Robson's memorial charity.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ginzo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Aug 2011 at 1:24pm
its like a poem from mr deeds! shocking!
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Gascoigne is scum
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A real infantile effort there but his intentions were good. You're right Alex a bit of LOLCry
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"He was a great man,

Even better than Peter Pan"

That is the single greatest piece of poetry I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. Thumbs Up
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Thats hilarious

 

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The heartfelt sentiment is there no doubt, but it's bloody funny as f**k.
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