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    Posted: 19 Jan 2011 at 5:40pm
Two fleas on a fa**y. One is a junkie, the other is a mugger. How do you tell them apart?

Easy.
 
 
 
The junkie is sniffing the crack
 
and the mugger is hiding in the bush.


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Couple driving home and run over a Badger. They get out to find that it's still breathing but very cold.

Husband says, "Put it between your legs to warm it up."

Wife replies, "But it`s all wet and it stinks."

Husband replies.."Well hold the Badgers nose then!"
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A man was caught masturbating in a newsagents....................................... 
 
 
Apparently it's all over the papers.



Edited by AidoM - 19 Jan 2011 at 5:42pm
But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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Originally posted by eire32 eire32 wrote:

5/10Thumbs%20Up
 
 
For each of them Cry Confused
But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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6/10 Aido, your best ever score for a joke ClapClapClap
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Originally posted by The Count The Count wrote:

6/10 Aido, your best ever score for a joke ClapClapClap
 
 
 
Big%20smileBig%20smileBig%20smileBig%20smile
 
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But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!
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Time for the old newspaper headlines for joke number 2!!

Joke 1 and 3, a combined 11/20!!
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Originally posted by BigPodge BigPodge wrote:

Time for the old newspaper headlines for joke number 2!!

Joke 1 and 3, a combined 11/20!!
 
 
I am a creature of habit Podge Embarrassed
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Originally posted by AidoM AidoM wrote:

Originally posted by BigPodge BigPodge wrote:

Time for the old newspaper headlines for joke number 2!! Joke 1 and 3, a combined 11/20!!



 

 

I am a creature of habit Podge Embarrassed


Must be the oul alzheimer's kickin in!!
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i got this new aftershave, fecking stinks of breadcrumbs, but i tell ya what, the birds fecking love itApproveEmbarrassed
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i got this new aftershave, fecking stinks of breadcrumbs, but i tell ya what, the birds fecking love itApproveEmbarrassed
 
crumbs! You must get a few pecks so!
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Adio give it up will yer , stick to what you know " Fishing "

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Not bad lads, raised a laugh in the train to work!
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I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since.


I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne.
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