things that annoy the fook out of you

Devrozex wrote: Sham157 wrote: Roberto Baggio wrote: Hangovers in your late 30s Wait til you hit your 40s   Ah heor - they can't get much worse surely? They become a whole existential crisis in your late 30s.

Buckle up my friend.

Bandwagon wrote: For years I had absolutely incredible hangovers, not just a headache but proper migraines and my body felt like I'd just climbed a mountain aching from head to toe and stomach in a jock too. Would last at least 2-3 days. I tortured myself in my teens and most of my 20s ploughing through it until I accidentally discovered I was actually celiac! Had a Doc appointment the Friday of a long weekend several years ago and though casual conversation during the visit we got talking about plans and I brought up I was taking it easy because of the previous weekend. He just said doesn't sound right and took some bloods and sure enough Made the switch to wine and spirits and haven't had much bother since, or maybe Im just better conditioned after putting myself though the wars for so many years before.

I always wonder how you'd know if your hangovers are worse than normal. Like all we've ever expected are what we know ourself, everyone claims to be either "dying" after a heavy night or putting on a brave face. But you can never tell who's exaggerating one way or the other

Just read some tweets. Brilliant  

surely it’s easier just get rid of the cat. 

Bandwagon wrote: Baldrick wrote: surely it’s easier just get rid of the cat.  Agreed. Cats also eat the real grass and then vomit all over the garden too FYI. We dont even own a poxy cat and they have run of our back garden, pissing, sh*tting and puking everywhere not to mention scratching the f**k out of the fencing and furniture.  Have tried everything to keep them out from turning the hose on them, throwing a load of pepper and lemon and other concoctions made up from tips on the internet, store bought sprays, anti cat spiking around the fence. Nothing works.

9fingers wrote: Bandwagon wrote: Baldrick wrote: surely it’s easier just get rid of the cat.  Agreed. Cats also eat the real grass and then vomit all over the garden too FYI. We dont even own a poxy cat and they have run of our back garden, pissing, sh*tting and puking everywhere not to mention scratching the f**k out of the fencing and furniture.  Have tried everything to keep them out from turning the hose on them, throwing a load of pepper and lemon and other concoctions made up from tips on the internet, store bought sprays, anti cat spiking around the fence. Nothing works. Get a dog! They’ll soon f**k off

Newryrep wrote: Bandwagon wrote: Baldrick wrote: surely it’s easier just get rid of the cat.  Agreed. Cats also eat the real grass and then vomit all over the garden too FYI. We dont even own a poxy cat and they have run of our back garden, pissing, sh*tting and puking everywhere not to mention scratching the f**k out of the fencing and furniture.  Have tried everything to keep them out from turning the hose on them, throwing a load of pepper and lemon and other concoctions made up from tips on the internet, store bought sprays, anti cat spiking around the fence. Nothing works. yeah have the same problem where they are using my decking and or  new shed as scratching posts  - i intend to clad the first 800mm in aliclad so they cant pierce it at least on the 4 x 4 posts/Corners

doherty wrote: sausy wrote: Newryrep wrote: Bandwagon wrote: Baldrick wrote: surely it’s easier just get rid of the cat.  Agreed. Cats also eat the real grass and then vomit all over the garden too FYI. We dont even own a poxy cat and they have run of our back garden, pissing, sh*tting and puking everywhere not to mention scratching the f**k out of the fencing and furniture.  Have tried everything to keep them out from turning the hose on them, throwing a load of pepper and lemon and other concoctions made up from tips on the internet, store bought sprays, anti cat spiking around the fence. Nothing works. yeah have the same problem where they are using my decking and or  new shed as scratching posts  - i intend to clad the first 800mm in aliclad so they cant pierce it at least on the 4 x 4 posts/Corners     I fooken hate cats. Our next door neighbours have recently got one (a house cat which is let out a few times a day) and bar just hate seeing the fat thing on my nice artificial grass I caught it in my kitchen last week. Can't even leave the backdoor open now in nice weather for fear of the fooking thing coming in. Ended up throwing out the food that was left on the counter. Jeez man its a cat not a lion. your house is safe don't worry. what do you think the cat is going to do to you or your house.

Fcukin Pussy eh, I had the windows down on my car last Summer, that evening went out and locked up the car for the night, next morning went to the car open the door and was met a black buck tom cat meowing and his tail up  well the bang of piss in the car would knock you out  and he sh*t in the passenger footwell as well, I can still get the smell today very hard to eradicate something like that, fcukin cats