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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

When people tell you they are 5 mins away etc. but they turn up 20 mins later.

I'm always at that because I'm afraid to tell the wife I'm 20 minutes away because I was arsing about and dragging my heals 
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Almost crashing your car rubbernecking at that great Irish tradition of nappy arses stuffed into too tight leggings. Angry

I get that they must be comfortable but can they not wear a shirt, jumper or jacket over them.

It's amazing that I haven't had an insurance claim against me yet.
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The amount of spam/scam links being posted, new threads being started by spamming/scamming ****s that we’re getting on a daily basis now. Bastards have even threads with the title as gaeilge. 
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When you are on a dual carriageway and say you are in the left lane going straight but coming up to junction where there is a right hand turn and there is a car in the right lane slightly in front of you who is turning right but during their turn they first of all do a left swerve into your lane a bit while they complete their right hand turn. Absolutely no reason to swerve out and then in especially in the height of traffic

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People who when asked any question always start their answer with "So." Goalkeepers taking simple catches then falling to the ground on top of the ball to waste time.
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Originally posted by t_rAndy t_rAndy wrote:

When you are on a dual carriageway and say you are in the left lane going straight but coming up to junction where there is a right hand turn and there is a car in the right lane slightly in front of you who is turning right but during their turn they first of all do a left swerve into your lane a bit while they complete their right hand turn. Absolutely no reason to swerve out and then in especially in the height of traffic

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Trying to merge onto a dual carriageway and the car in the next lane won't go into the overtaking lane for one moment like a sane rational person, even though there were no cars in the overtaking lane. Alright, no big deal, I'll just drive slowly on the hard shoulder until they pass. See the aul bag in the passenger seat doing jazz hands and everything because she thought I couldn't see them/was going to force them off the road like in an action movie.

Of course it has an L plate on the back.

I thought they weren't allowed on dual carriageways?
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Originally posted by Hotlips_Hoolahan Hotlips_Hoolahan wrote:

Trying to merge onto a dual carriageway and the car in the next lane won't go into the overtaking lane for one moment like a sane rational person, even though there were no cars in the overtaking lane. Alright, no big deal, I'll just drive slowly on the hard shoulder until they pass. See the aul bag in the passenger seat doing jazz hands and everything because she thought I couldn't see them/was going to force them off the road like in an action movie.

Of course it has an L plate on the back.

I thought they weren't allowed on dual carriageways?
 
No allowed on motorways, dual carriageways are fine.
 
And the L/N plate doesn't always mean the person who is driving is a learner or novice.
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Originally posted by Green Cockade Green Cockade wrote:

People who when asked any question always start their answer with "So." Goalkeepers taking simple catches then falling to the ground on top of the ball to waste time.


People who finish their sentence with "sure".
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Originally posted by Green Cockade Green Cockade wrote:

People who when asked any question always start their answer with "So." Goalkeepers taking simple catches then falling to the ground on top of the ball to waste time.


Football goalkeepers - the most protected of any sportsmen across all sports and let me say that few seconds of time wasting is one of the lesser sins they get away with
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Originally posted by Americanisms Americanisms wrote:

Originally posted by Green Cockade Green Cockade wrote:

People who when asked any question always start their answer with "So." Goalkeepers taking simple catches then falling to the ground on top of the ball to waste time.


Football goalkeepers - the most protected of any sportsmen across all sports and let me say that few seconds of time wasting is one of the lesser sins they get away with

What other ones? Would love to know compared to the antics of outfielders and the sh*te they get up to. Goalkeeper catching a ball and dropping to the ground is not necessarily to waste time but allow a bit of time for their team mates to get back into position before they decide to get it back into play.
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Someone being asked a question on their special subject / business/ expertise who use the phrase ‘…you know like..’ in the answer. If the audience knew they would not be asking …

Drivers who overtake you by breaking the speed limit and then immediately pull in front of you and slow to the exact speed your driving at.
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Originally posted by Dalymount79 Dalymount79 wrote:

Drivers who overtake you by breaking the speed limit and then immediately pull in front of you and slow to the exact speed your driving at.
Special place in hell for these cretins.
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Originally posted by Dalymount79 Dalymount79 wrote:

Someone being asked a question on their special subject / business/ expertise who use the phrase ‘…you know like..’ in the answer. If the audience knew they would not be asking …

Drivers who overtake you by breaking the speed limit and then immediately pull in front of you and slow to the exact speed your driving at.


David "you know like" Meyler immediately springs to mind. Cannot stand listening to him on OTB.
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Just had my booster jab at the racecourse in Galway .
Now had to stand in the wind and the rain for 50 minutes outside before i got inside for a further 40 minutes .
Sorry but in todays world expecting 60 to 69 year olds to stand in that weather is total rat $hit .
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So its ok for anyone under that age? Very discriminatory of you Thumbs Down

Edited by Sham157 - 04 Dec 2021 at 12:54pm
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Originally posted by Sham157 Sham157 wrote:

So its ok for anyone under that age? Very discriminatory of you Thumbs Down


Hummmmmmmmmmmmm i will let that one slide Ouch
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