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Originally posted by Green Devil Green Devil wrote:

Classic dance songs of the 1990s being constantly remixed and re-released by so called "world class DJ's" on a yearly basis.

You Got To Show Me Love is a prime example.


Well, at least we don't get the alternative of original songs by those DJ's and the only absolutely atrocious remix when was when Pitbull sampled "Better Off Alone" about ten years ago
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Was in a well known uk pub chain ( don’t ask I had no option ) and I asked for vinegar and ketchup 

Now the girl was pretty prompt to be fair but she brought down 3 sachets of vinegar . 

Wtf would use 3 sachets of vinegar in a single meal  ? Did she think I was a junkie and needed to sterilise some needles ? I was the only one in there without tattoos ffs
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Imagine being the poor bastard that had to serve you? I bet you were straight on the phone to complain to someone! 
'Margaret? You will never guess what the bastards have done to me now! I asked for vinegar and they brought me three sachets. Three! It's like living in Nazi Germany, everyone even has the tattoos! No, wait, I would like that!'

Who the fuk are you Mr Sarsons ? 

Get her sacked ? What do you think I am a Nazi ? ( I had her followed and beaten up  ) 

And You never answered the question ? It was nearly 2 chips per sachet given how small the portion was 

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Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Was in a well known uk pub chain ( don’t ask I had no option ) and I asked for vinegar and ketchup 

Now the girl was pretty prompt to be fair but she brought down 3 sachets of vinegar . 

Wtf would use 3 sachets of vinegar in a single meal  ? Did she think I was a junkie and needed to sterilise some needles ? I was the only one in there without tattoos ffs
LOL
Imagine being the poor bastard that had to serve you? I bet you were straight on the phone to complain to someone! 
'Margaret? You will never guess what the bastards have done to me now! I asked for vinegar and they brought me three sachets. Three! It's like living in Nazi Germany, everyone even has the tattoos! No, wait, I would like that!'

Who the fuk are you Mr Sarsons ? 

Get her sacked ? What do you think I am a Nazi ? ( I had her followed and beaten up  ) 

And You never answered the question ? It was nearly 2 chips per sachet given how small the portion was 

World has gone mad  
Where did I say you tried to get her sacked? Margaret Meldrew is, I assume,  your long suffering wife. Although I do feel, on mature recollection, that Tommy from Early Doors is more appropriate.



You never mentioned how small the, ahem,  portion was; you merely complained about the abundance of vinegar and the fact you had to eat with people you feel superior than. Surely the most rational thing to have been annoyed about was the portion size? Was it a bizarre attempt at humour? As has long been established, people from the north should avoid all such things for fear of embarrassment.
And if you are trying to address me sarcastically as Mr. Sarsons there should be a comma before the name, or possibly a semi-colon, as otherwise you are just asking Mr. Sarsons who he is and I doubt he is too bothered. It would also imply that you were a bit, well, mad.
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Tommy from Early Doors, probably the most miserable bastard ever to liveLOL

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****s who go uo your arse while driving even though you are going the speed limit (or slightly more). You often wonder what is the point as most of the time they over take you they end up maybe a second or 2 ahead of you or one car in front of you by the time you get to a junction/roundabout. Is it really worth the effort and being a dick? 
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Originally posted by t_rAndy t_rAndy wrote:

****s who go uo your arse while driving even though you are going the speed limit (or slightly more). You often wonder what is the point as most of the time they over take you they end up maybe a second or 2 ahead of you or one car in front of you by the time you get to a junction/roundabout. Is it really worth the effort and being a dick? 

i get great satisfaction if on a two lane road and a driver behind me undertakes me and theres a car in that lane ahead of him so i accelerate a little to box him in LOL

safely..... of course. 
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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by t_rAndy t_rAndy wrote:

****s who go uo your arse while driving even though you are going the speed limit (or slightly more). You often wonder what is the point as most of the time they over take you they end up maybe a second or 2 ahead of you or one car in front of you by the time you get to a junction/roundabout. Is it really worth the effort and being a dick? 

i get great satisfaction if on a two lane road and a driver behind me undertakes me and theres a car in that lane ahead of him so i accelerate a little to box him in LOL

safely..... of course. 
i always do that LOLf**king great stuff
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Newscasters who over pronounce their T’s. It appears to becoming more and more common. 
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Originally posted by BigStrongMan BigStrongMan wrote:

Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Originally posted by t_rAndy t_rAndy wrote:

****s who go uo your arse while driving even though you are going the speed limit (or slightly more). You often wonder what is the point as most of the time they over take you they end up maybe a second or 2 ahead of you or one car in front of you by the time you get to a junction/roundabout. Is it really worth the effort and being a dick? 

i get great satisfaction if on a two lane road and a driver behind me undertakes me and theres a car in that lane ahead of him so i accelerate a little to box him in LOL

safely..... of course. 
i always do that LOLf**king great stuff

Yep great satisfaction doing that. Or if they start flashing the lights, then putting the foot fairly heavy so they have to jam on is another you can use, very risky though.


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Originally posted by McG McG wrote:

Newscasters who over pronounce their T’s. It appears to becoming more and more common. 
Keith Andrews is a greaT man for an exaggeraTed T
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Originally posted by pre Madonna pre Madonna wrote:

Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

Was in a well known uk pub chain ( don’t ask I had no option ) and I asked for vinegar and ketchup 

Now the girl was pretty prompt to be fair but she brought down 3 sachets of vinegar . 

Wtf would use 3 sachets of vinegar in a single meal  ? Did she think I was a junkie and needed to sterilise some needles ? I was the only one in there without tattoos ffs
LOL
Imagine being the poor bastard that had to serve you? I bet you were straight on the phone to complain to someone! 
'Margaret? You will never guess what the bastards have done to me now! I asked for vinegar and they brought me three sachets. Three! It's like living in Nazi Germany, everyone even has the tattoos! No, wait, I would like that!'

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anti internment bonfires 
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Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

anti internment bonfires 


+1

Since when did these taigs start morphing into Loyalists and start burning bonfires?

It was far across the sea,
When the devil got a hold of me,
He wouldn't set me free,
So he kept me soul for ransom.
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na.
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

anti internment bonfires 


+1

Since when did these taigs start morphing into Loyalists and start burning bonfires?


Since MI5 budget needed increasing 

BBC news website suggested they are traditional in nationalist areas to mark the Catholic feast of the assumption - I kid you not 
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Originally posted by horsebox horsebox wrote:

Originally posted by Newryrep Newryrep wrote:

anti internment bonfires 


+1

Since when did these taigs start morphing into Loyalists and start burning bonfires?


They’re wannabe loyalists
Must get envious round the twelfth each year and want a bit of that
A bonfire to burn the other sides flags and emblems
Not my culture thanks 
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